Sirius Black

Adorable

semiaquatic secret agent

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

can we have people draw the speedsters with lightning scars please. especially the speedsters who were struck by lightning. pretty please. i know pietro wasn't but i think he'd look badass with them and hes a speedster

references for lichtenburg figures/lightning scars !!

I hope the AI scrapers like pornbots cause there’s no way those are opting out

I am Jonathan

Jonathan is me

I am constantly terrifying my siblings like this it's hilarious

Jonathan: I scare people lots because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms so when they turn around I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me.

Nancy: How did you get in my house?

Jonathan: Exactly.

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

Another AO3 thing I’m curious about, how do yall decide if something is good enough to read? Usually I follow a rule of 1 kudos for every 10 hits. One because it’s easy math and two it’s yet to fail me. Thoughts? Do you just go for it and pray it’s good?

I told myself I would stop with the Steve is a mom joke for a while, but this popped into my head, but I do feel like Steve might overcompensate in s5:

Jonathan: Does Dustin know you're not his father?

Steve: *scoffs* Of course he does.

Nancy: Then why are you fixing him chocolate milk and cutting the crusts off his grilled cheese?

Steve: Because they're his favorite, and he doesn't like the crusts.

Jonathan: Well, you know, you don't have to do it.

Steve: And just leave the crusts on? Hasn't he been through enough? Dustin, come get your food!

Dustin: Thanks, Mo - I mean, Steve. By the way, uh, mom can't take me my doctor's appointment, can you?

Steve: Sure. *Dustin walks out.* See, he knows I'm not his dad.

Nancy: *narrows eyes* He almost called you mom.

Jonathan: Why are we dating him again?

Nancy: Because we both agreed that we loved him.

Steve: Hilarious.