No I AM a child taking a test so I can get a decent score so I can pass my classes
*through gritted teeth* you are not a child taking a test with the purpose of getting the highest score, you are an adult trying new things and finding ways to enjoy your life, make mistakes, be a beginner, be mediocre, be where you need to be, be unlikeable, just. be.
Phineas and Ferb
4 seasons
136 episodes
11 and a half movies
From 2007 to 2014
My entire childhood
IS BACKKKKK
reblog to diminish the horrors from the person you reblogged from
It's the story of how they meet and at the very end the author breaks the 4th wall and says that they want to propose bit didn't have the guts to do it yet and when they did they would give this book to them as a wedding present.
Your Significant Other has landed a book publishing deal! You're very proud of them, even if you don't actually enjoy their writing. One day, on a whim, you buy an actual copy in a book store. It's nothing like the pages they gave you to read. Nothing.
They only bring me along because the demons seem to really like me
“This is Jason, he’s an expert on demons. That’s Susan, she’s an expert on all things fae. That’s Val, they’re an expert on weapons from every time period and destruction level. And I’m here because my threshold for panicking at weird stuff is insanely high.”
Noah Schnapp coming out: well I'm gay.
His family: we know
His friends: we know
Stranger Things fans: we know
People who just watched 5 seconds of him being Will in Stranger Things: we know
Noah: so I was the last to know
Everyone: yes
This generation is looking good so far
A funny thing about the Greta Thunberg and Andrew Tate is the level of effort each put in. Greta probably spent less than a minute thinking up then writing that post whilst Andrew clearly spent hours on his video, getting his big cigars, putting on his silk robe and ordering a pizza all to prove how he, a 36 year old adult, was unfazed and totally not owned by a 19 year old. And it got him arrested.
This’ll go down in internet history, Greta ruined a sex trafficker life with a tweet.
there are infinite number of jokes to be made when you have "edge" in the title of your tv show
this is amazing and all but
IN OPPONENTS IT SAYS UNITES STATES
Can we just get this instead of Velma?
My old tumblr account born anew May the gods prayers never be answeredanywaysfan of a lot of stuff ummm bluesky is ihasanxiety funny sometimes
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