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bg3 romance woes
just got the scene with talking to Gale under the night sky in act 2 (beautiful scenery btw) and GOD. HOW in the HELLS am I supposed to romance anyone BUT him now??!
On the other hand, I want to romance Astarion and as much as I CAN NOT for the life of me find it easy to reject Gale, hurting Astarion in any way, shape or form would immediately reduce me to a pathetic puddle of tears.
WHY can I not romance both of them UGGHHH this is torture.
not to mention the fact that I have the hots for like EVERY romancable AND unromancable npc in this GODDAMN game.
like Lae’zel (she’s so endearing for some reason what the hell??), KARLACH oh my GOD (Shadowheart knows what’s up, I NEED her to carry me and OMG she calls herself Mama K I CAN’T), Wyll ugggghh (he’s underrated and I WON’T stand for it) Shadowheart (fuck, god’s favorite emo princess I love her so muchhhh). That motherfucker HALSIN (what a HUNK of an elf they had NO RIGHT making him so glorious) even Minthara who I finally got in Act 2 now.
and when it comes to the UNROMANCABLE people. Don't even get me STARTED. Raphael you god damn majestic asshole. Haarlep (I’d feed him, that’s all I’ll say about the matter), Alfira (the REAL reason why I’ll never do a Durge playthrough, I CAN NOT ever lay a finger on her). Larkrissa (I love her and Alfira plus them TOGETHER so fucking much), ROLAN (stupid prickly wizard), Dammon (he’s just SO everything, don’t make me explain, I’ll go on and on for hours)
this game is a bisexual NIGHTMARE and on one hand I LIVE for it, on the other, I’d like to sue
gale???
I recently (two days ago lol) started to FINALLY play BG3 and omg. I get the Gale thing now.
Before, when I spoilered myself endlessly online, I didn’t really understand why people like this magic blabbering nerd that much but I get it now.
Started understanding it from the moment I pulled him out of the portal I think..
That makes everything more complicated now bc I don‘t know who to romance lmao
okay, no shade, but youre missing out on SO much good characters moments if your girlbossify the bg3 women too much. i get it, they're big, strong, badass, but they are, like all bg3 companions, incredibly cringe in their own ways that i think we could stand to appreciate more.
lae'zel throws the worlds biggest meltdown anytime you do anything not directly related to the githyanki creche, only to almost get her shit immediately rocked. lae'zel on modern day stan twitter would be a shitshow and you cant convince me otherwise. and thats before we even mention her fighting you in act two and then immediately crying about it. babygirl its okay, we were only playing. AND TRYING TO KISS HER IN PUBLIC?? she acts big and bad in act 1, fighting rough with you the entire time, but as soon as you ask her for a little kiss? immediate embarrassment. she could absolutely wreck my shit, but shes still a meow meow.
shadowheart is just fantasy catholic. she gets mad if you pick up a statue of selûne bc shes just that catholic. dyes her hair white in a desperate emo crisis of faith moment. recites smut in public. makes jokes that land incredibly flat. is acting way cooler and more chill than she actually is to hide the fact that shes scared. SHE CHOSE THE NAME SHADOWHEART. need i say more?
karlach may be cringe but she is free, i will give her this. she gets the zoomies. she almost blows up a firework shop with her in it because shes so excited. she has a teddy bear called clive. she hasnt read a book since secondary school. she does a little dancy dance if you leave her alone for too long. her inner monologue is just about how horny she is for most people. bisexual failgirl. i love her.
and then the biggest cringefail of them all, minthara. the fact that she absolutely cannot see that every companion at camp actually does grow to really like, love, and respect her bc shes expecting treachery (bc thats what SHE would have done) is as sad as it is just a liiiiittle bit funny. darling. my wife. people like and care about you. not to mention the fact that shes been poisoning you the entire time shes been travelling with you???? cant communicate for the life of her. regularly threatens to kill you but then gets mad if you die. emotionally stunted loserbabe. we will have a july wedding........
what im SAYING isnt that the girls ARENT badass and compotent and cool, what im SAYING is that the lads shouldnt have a monopoly on complexity and depth. you get me?
divorced couple energy ship will always be immaculate to me. we hate each other. we've seen each other naked. I know how you take your morning coffee. I will never make you your morning coffee again. get it yourself. here you go, I gave it to you anyway. you disgust me. I will always be somewhat in love with you. I will be yours forever. you're not mine anymore. you will always be mine. fuck you. let's fuck, for old time's sake. did you steal my cd? no, no. keep it.
Translation for all our non-german friends:
New fandom + new Song = the best
You know, whenever I get a new phase because of a new fandom that I’m into, the whole thing immediately links itself to the music I'm listening to right now. Every time. Even though often, the music doesn’t even really fit, I still always associate this fandom with this one particular song and vice versa. I always think it’s a bit funny when I look at other fanmade playlists and the songs that I associate with the fandom of course don't appear in them at all. My latest obsession: Spatort (Tatort Saarbrücken, for those of you who don't know that) paired with the song "See You Again" by Roosevelt. Probably doesn't fit together at all but fuck it.
Neues Fandom + neuer Song = Beste
Wisst ihr, immer wenn ich ne neue Phase wegen eines neuen Fandoms bekomme, verknüpft sich das ganze auch immer mit der Musik die ich grad höre. Jedes Mal. Obwohl häufig die Musik vielleicht noch nicht mal wirklich dazu passt, assoziiere ich dieses Fandom trotzdem immer mit diesem einen Song und umgekehrt. Find‘s immer ein bissl witzig, wenn ich dann in andere Fan-Playlists gucke und die Songs die ich damit verbinde natürlich so gar nicht darin vorkommen. Meine neuste Obsession: Spatort (Tatort Saarbrücken, für die die das nicht wissen) gepaart mit dem Song „See You Again“ von Roosevelt. Passt wahrscheinlich so gar nicht zusammen aber scheiß drauf.
