Floral-disruption - Disruptive Flower

Jay & Nya: *kissing*

Nya: *parts* why do your lips taste weird?

Jay: *tries being sassy* well why do your lips taste like Cole's?

Cole: excuse me *looks up from phone*

Nya: how would you know?

Jay: I don't... *dark red*

A very accurate and timely twitter thread. 👌

"LuThEr CoMpLaInS aBoUt ThE mOoN"

You know what? I'm going to physically alter your body without your consent, then I'll ship you over to Antarctica where you'll live in a very small shelter with a very limited food supply and also I'll proceed to intentionally ignore every single attempt you make at communication, let's see how you fare.

Noooo not my baby

I can’t even comment on this one… 

Reblog with your own cause of death XD

My man Prowl literally melted on the inside, look at shit

they rlly just killed half the main cast and then expected a bunch of 11 year olds to continue watching this bah weep grahna weep ninny bong ass goofy shit as if nothing had happened and they hadnt just watched the life drain from the eyes of their hero/dad figure

I made a spicy meme for you all

Thank you for saying this Ethan! I agree 100%!

Also anyone following that supports that rotten pumpkin, feel free to unfollow me.

I think what I like about Luther - besides the fact that for some reason I tend to gravitate towards sadboys with more daddy issues and ignored mental issues than they know what to do with (if this website existed when Smallville was still airing this would have been a Lex Luther simp blog) - is that he’s supposed to be this stereotype of a ‘leader’, of the strong man, the one in charge who’s ‘Always Right’ but not only do they pull the ol’ switcheroo on us by showing us no he’s actually soft and conflicted and doesn’t really know who he is, they pull it on him.

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shipping incest or pedophilia is not an “unpopular opinion” it is fucking disgusting and fundamentally wrong and anyone who disagrees with this post can just unfollow me right now

Everyone, look at my new cat. His name is Noodles or Mcgooles, he is a sweet boy who sleeps on peoples faces. That is all

Yo edit: turns out Doogles is a girl, how cares really, she is still a handsome baby girl