Pokémon Card Suffering

Calvin’s perspective.

Calvin’s drone seems to be recording him. He speaks, his tone filled with love. “I think Collin is amazing. Sure he’s a bit awkward and doesn’t really get emotions that well, but I love him. I still remember when we found him, all quiet and untrusting. Cod they’re cute.” He pauses. “Collin probably thinks I’m a bit cheesy for this.” He chuckles and the camera turns off.

if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to live in the midwest, this is it. 

Go check out the fic! :)

So guess who made a new fic.

As always @fishy-the-trans-boi is the poor old man i exploit for artwork/j splatoon script reads “with a knock at the door”

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63628954

This fic is a more serious one than a bag full of fun, or at least i hope it is.

⚠️❗️VERY IMPORTANT POST, PLEASE READ!❗️⚠️

everyone. on christmas day, december 25th, we all search up “halloween” to make it a trending search. it would be the FUNNIEST thing ever to see halloween be a trending search on christmas day. tell all your friends, repost this, do everything you can to make sure we can do this. REBLOG AS MUCH AS YOU CAN.

yippee Sexyman? Idk

Happy Marie day!!!!

Alt versions under the cut

@doritoplayz-xi thank you for bringing this wonderful thing to my attention. My life has improved significantly

have you guys ever seen a shark scratch its back before?

now you have. have a good day!

shorts

so I was reading the tag on the shorts I just got and it went something like this.

“4 way stretch, waterproof pocket, SIDE KNIFE POCKET!?, belt loop d ring”