Illustration By Ben Shahn Of Pirkei Avos 1:14. "He [Rabbi Hillel], Used To Say, 'If I Am Not For Myself,

Hmm, y'know what? Nevermind.

Illustrations from Marcel Schwob’s Vies Imaginaires by Georges Barbier (1929)

my mom had a nightmare years ago that george costanza tried to kill her and sometimes when we're watching seinfeld and george starts yelling about something she'll be like "that's what he sounded like when he tried to kill me"

"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.

Show him the fruits

Happy Pride, if you claim that Judaism recognizes six or eight genders, you are not being an ally to Jews or trans people, you are just misinformed at best and maliciously co-opting the historical reality and labels of intersex and infertile people at worst :)

Art idea: give Battler a witch outfit? He deserves better than his normal clothes plus a cape (a dress would be neat but whatever you think fits his style)

Here you go! You have no idea how psyched I was to take a stab at this LOL

ty to @fisheatingowntail for suggestions/ideas on brainstorming this!

recurring thing in wtc: people being slotted in as replacements for absent people whose role they cant actually fill: e.g. keiichi with satoshi. kinzo with each successive beatrice represents this idea taken to its logical extreme

You guys weren't lying about that tree