I’m Not Sad I’m Not Sad I’m Not Sad I’m Not Sad

he's changing the gp one ciao at a time. (p.s i knew rooting for this ollie would be fun, but i didn't know it would be this fun)

OLLIE BAHAHAHA

CIAO MOTHERFUCKERS

"So, the toxicology report came back on Lance." ↳ 8.11 - LARP AND THE REAL GIRL

post race review

im traumatised as fuck

well said and needs to be seen by more ppl tbh

I just need to complain about this sorry if I am doing it here but Max’s fans are literally NOT being Max’s fans.

Dear allegedly “Max” fans, you are angry about your driver getting booed in front of a British crowd and a British media (that he criticised for an entire year, by the way, but that’s beyond the point) and now you are saying that FIA is amazing for having pointed out how unfair that is.

First of all, you were the same people that during the entire season firmly believed that the FIA was totally British biased because of Max’s penalty in Brazil (for context, in other races: Lando got an ancient penalty the race after, George’s win was taken away from him, Lewis got disqualified; but yes okay, British biased)

Second of all, you are agreeing with Jos for saying that Max won’t attend British events anymore due to the disrespect. Well, I have many things to say about this:

1. MAX IS A FUCKING ADULT, he is a step-dad and a soon to be dad, he doesn’t need his fucking father to talk in his place.

2. Max has said numerous times before that he doesn’t give a flying fuck about other people’s opinion. Why should you in his place when he is, again, A FUCKING ADULT

3. Okay, then, if you are literally so concerned about Max’s mental health, I guess you won’t call Lando a “baby” anymore for getting anxiety over death treats that YOU gave him for taking his comments completely out of context, and you won’t make fun anymore of George for doing what is in its rights as a driver and asking for the stewards to apply a penalty following the fucking rulebook

4. Max getting booed at the presentation (I honestly just saw it was directed to, you know, sexual assaulter on the loose Christian Horner but whatever) is suddenly very much important to the FIA. Okay then, where was the FIA when Max got all that backlash in Abu Dhabi 2021? Where was the FIA in all the Monza races from 2022 onwards (I am not even a Lestappen shipper but the only people who defended Max against the booing were just Charles in 2022 and Carlos in 2023 - I was there - JUST TO SAY)? Where was the FIA in Brazil and where was the FIA when Lando got booed in Zandvoort (since FIA is British biased then they should’ve defended him, no?)?

Be fucking for real and be fucking coherent

you see, what pisses me off about the entire thing, is how max fans are NOW concerned about the wellbeing of a driver. it didn't matter when they found the slightest, minute instance involving lando to microanalyse, misconstrue and then wield it against him. it didn't matter when george came out, said that he was literally being fucking threatened with assault, yet they did nothing but make max seem like the victim (so so ludicrous to me how someone could speak out but still be villainised-- i can't even imagine how george must've felt). it didn't matter when his fans attacked lewis after 2021. but a simple boo'ing kills them.

honestly, if that of all things, in all its justifiable glory, is what causes max, a grown man, to be absent in british events then lol, so fucking be it good riddance. not him reaping what he sowed after being disrespectful to the representing athletes of a nation, and then getting upset when said nation isn't okay with it 💀 say, what a shocker

it's so funny to me how the fia is backing this man up, making him look a whole lot stupid and then some for claiming that he had the 'wrong passport' in regards to the so-called bias, over something that, really, mildly inconvenienced him. look, it's time max saw the gravity of the repercussions. yes you've got 4 championships (i could be petty and say 3 tbh), but it doesn't warrant this other-worldly god complex. lewis isn't even on this level of egotistical and he has nearly double max has.

one thing i do love about this situation is how most of the f1 fandom is actually handing it to max. i saw, in a comment section, people telling him to be a 'man' and get over it, which is insaaaanely satisfying for me as a lando fan, because God truly knows how much 'lando's a baby' 'lando is mentally weak' i had to endure post-brazil alone, let alone for the latter part of the season.

hopefully now he's seeing that, contrary to his [probably] self-absorbed belief, the british don't rate him as much as he thought.

Yaaaay, it's done! This animatic was harder than I thought it would be x)

i swear to god, i see that *gags* post another story abt him, ill throw myself out the window

actually the most fucked up thing just happened to me (found out the worst person i know is an oscar piastri fan)

how do i explain that my mental health for the week will depend on how well one orange car does in comparison to the other (i want oscar to win his home gp and beat lando)

lando norris just made an enemy of the entirety of australia

Max about Oscar: "I've said it before, people sometimes forget a little bit- last year was his second year, now third- and he's very solid, very calm in his approach, and I like that. It shows on track. He delivers when he has to deliver, barely makes any mistakes.. And that's what you need to do when you want to fight for a championship."

"I also think, with Mark by his side, he's helping him a lot.. People learn from their own careers, and that's what I had with my dad, and Mark is also trying to advise Oscar in that. And then ofcourse, Oscar has to do the job at the end of the day, he's using his talent. And that's great to see."

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