We're Eating Good Tonight

Roy deserves to have a little Odysseus/Penelope moment and say "you need to be able to string my bow to date me". Cue to Jason suddenly increasing the weights in every machine he owns.

He eventually manages but it's a struggle. Like, he's on the floor sweating and out of breath, but the bow is strung. He's so very pleased with himself, it's really pathetic. Roy thinks it's super hot (he likes a wretched creature), the Titans are begging him to get better taste.

oh look at me im oscar piastri haha my waist is sooo narrow fuck you oscar piastri

watching the post-qualifying press conference and melting into a puddle at oscar's blushing cheeks. this boy. too precious and so so soft. and tomorrow this delicate creature will go to war and battle against his boyfriends for pride and country? and i get to watch? it's a wonderful world.

really fond of oscar kubrick stare serialkillerish vibe. he should get some blood on those white fireproofs

I truly love (especially after Australia) that Oscar is just in the front cruising.

current summary of the sprint race:

You're all grown up now

how do i explain that my mental health for the week will depend on how well one orange car does in comparison to the other (i want oscar to win his home gp and beat lando)

writers please i desperately need someone to write that singer!oscar and driver!lando au i spoke about a while ago😣😣

If I was Oscar, I'd be pissed.

It's one thing to be outperformed by your teammate regularly and then on those rare occasions when you can help him in some way you're asked to do it by the team, and a completely different one to be as good as your teammate and be chosen by your team to be sacrificed in order for him to try and win the title.

Oscar is closer in points to Lando than Lando is to Max right now, ironically he would be even closer if it wasn't for him bad luck or his team making mistakes and fucking up his strategy. He lost a podium scoring position in Miami when Carlos hit him, he qualified 2nd in Imola but lost the front row start and a likely podium finish due to a penalty for impeding that wasn't his fault, and let's not forget the fuck up in England that cost him like 4 positions. Realistically that gap should be less than 20 points with 8 races to go, and he is being sacrificed for Lando? Yeah I'd be pissed...