"ollie is lestappen son" "ollie is charlos son" wrong. he is charles' son and trying to find out who his other dad is mamma mia (2008) style
im always suuuuper chill when i see that service unavailable page
I can only take McLaren being strong If Oscar fights. If he lies down like a dog I'm gonna cry
The mentale gymnastics some people are doing in the last couple days to try and discredit oscar's talent is mind boggling These results aren't because he's been favored but because there are results of his improvement over these past 3 years if you truly pay attention to races and not just read the stats year by year his improving you don't even have to like him to see that
Percy: I think I'm bi
Luke, six feet under: Wow, who would've thought
Beckendorf, also dead: What a surprise, Percy
Jason, newly dead: Tell Percy that all his gay crushes end up dead
Nico: I'm not telling Percy that!
Percy: Tell me what?
Nico:
The three dead crushes:
Percy:
Nico: Luke, Jason, and Beckendorf all say hi. Ethan says hi too
Ethan: Sup Percy. Congrats on being the last to know
I had to.
Love that this is the first thing I thought of.
this is hilarious and insightful
Honestly at this point the star wars Wikipedia is the only thing left that can still make me laugh
In fact, Rush Clovis who? That name doesn't ring a bell, can't be canon? Must be from some fanfic, right? Right?
In fact, i need more mutuals who hate Clovis, reblog if you would kick him at least once.
Odysseus: *gently hands Athena baby Telemachus*
Athena: …you were PREGNANT AND YOU DIDNT TELL ME?!
Odysseus: what?- no-
Athena: DO YOU KNOW HOW DANGEROUS THAT IS?! I WAS TRAINING YOU!
Odysseus: no I wasn’t the one-
Athena: THAT POOR BOY WAS PROBABLY SO SQUISHED IN YOUR HELMET! LOOK AT HOW SMALL HE IS!!