Today We Fought A Harpy

backstory revealed

I saw some people asking why Grace had such a well-laid plan for Max within literally a day of deciding he's her worst enemy and I would love to invite you all to sit with me and imagine Grace Chastity laying on top of her perfectly pressed sheets and immaculate bed in full school clothes, entirely still like a fucking vampire in a coffin, spending 10 straight hours doing nothing but planning the downfall of Maxwell Jägerman. Bonus plans include one lethal and one non-lethal

“Inserts himself? Inserts himself where?” was hilarious, yes, but I have seen no appreciation for Colin blurting out “you would already be dead” while Penelope is having a breakdown

Unfinished hatchetfield relationship web

I haven't gotten through all of the nightmare time eps so all the characters and relationships aren't mapped out yet. This is across all of the hatchetfield timelines

Get ready for audits

i’m too sexy for this cave! i’m too sexy for this rope! i’m too sexy for these rocks! too sexy to be murdered! i’m a hostage!

I actually feel physical pain whenever I remember that something bad is going to eventually happen to this sweet baby boy

SEASON 3 HAS OFFICIALLY STARTED PRODUCTION