Episode 3 Spoilers

So i was fooling around with an incorrect quotes generator and got s-tier comedy

Some ever so slight spoilers under the cut (if you haven't read that far into secret shanghai)

Phoebe: Why is it so hard for you to believe me?!

Silas: ...

Phoebe: Oh, right. The lying.

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Oliver: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time.

Orion: *cracks knuckles* Manslaughter it is!

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Alisa: Do you think different paints have different tastes?

Orion: They do.

Roma: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?

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Juliette: What’s up? I’m back.

Rosalind: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead

Juliette: Death is a social construct.

I. KNOW. THEY DID HIM SO UNFATHOMABLY DIRTY WITH HIS VOICE.

WHAT THE FUCK IS YOKOMIZO VOICE

the brownie vibes are strong with this one!!

No pressure tags: @literallyheretorotaway @selfconstructiontheblog @thatpersonwithbooks and anybody else :))

it’s been too long that I’ve wanted to start a tag game. here you go !!

tell me what you think prev’s blog tastes like and why. it can be based off theme, vibes, or what they post!!

(also feel free to tag me as many times as you want I want to answer this too!!)

@batshikns @breadsnorter @boeedie @rheeeeeeeesiees @kaiserkisser @rivermist606 @collidew1thesky @kiw-ee @creatorbiaze + open tags, I’m forgetfullll

Take a shot every time a character winces in fhh

high school physics exam questions be like

I was just thinking about this tweet and can’t stop laughing what the fuck was he trying to say

You’ve been arrested for a horrendous crime and your only ticket to avoid life in prison is to become an undercover cop. The main thing is, you have no idea what crime you committed, and they’re not telling you.

im still losing it over the "how did high schoolers write 600 word essays before chatgpt" post. 600 words. that is nothing. that is so few words what do you mean you can't write 600 words. 600 words. this post right here is 45 words.

Hey guys why are we trending AGAIN?

Enemies to lovers is cool until you have an enemy and you're definitely not becoming lovers in any forseeable future

god’s strongest soldiers are girls who are constantly overwhelmed by everything. and also girls on the first day of their period