Coming back to this bc I genuinely fucking heart sub silco smđ
I WILL fuck that old ass man
                     THE BAAAAD TOUCH!
synopsis. thereâs a very thin line between the way animals fuck on the discovery channel and the way you fuck them. featuring shameless, rough sex with the arcane men, and a third secret option at the end. jayce, vander, silco, viktor.
tags. top! reader, sub! jayce, vander, silco, viktor. reader has a cock. rough anal sex, creampie(s), exhibitionism, infidelity, cumslut! jayce, doggy, riding, size difference, huge cock, belly bulge, size queen! viktor, sweat kink, strength kink, breeding kink, implied marathon sex, dirty talk, degradation, praise kink, excessive amounts of manhandling, age difference, established relationships. cock-hungrified men. (lmao)
a/n. inspired by this song from bloodhound gang.
âdoes she know?â you pant into his ear, grip strong and sweaty on his hips, and jayce feels dirty, the way heâs being mounted like a bitch. âdoes she know about the way i fuck you? the sounds you make when i fill your pretty hole up?â Â
he shudders, shaking his head, nails raking down your biceps as he tries to lift his head, to be less vulnerable in the way youâre taking him, but to no avail. he feels the hot burn of your palm at the back of his neck, and he finds himself back with his cheek pressed against the sheets, back arching with the violence of forcing his body to accommodate both pleasure and pain plowing away at his dignity.Â
 âfuck!â he gasps, âletâs not, nnngh! talk about this. not, not right now.â itâs not the first time youâve brought mel up in a conversation, but hardly ever more than an offhand comment, something to tease, something for fun. this⌠this was unknown territory.Â
âwhy? you donât like it?â thereâs a strange displacement in your voice, a touch whiny, as though you were pouting at his denial. jayce thinks heâs going insane, because as manipulative as you were, there was no way he could say no to you. not with that look on your face. the one he canât see but knows itâs there.Â
âdoesnât matter,â jayce whispers. âitâs not ri- right.âÂ
you want to laugh. itâs not right? so itâs all right and just if he sneaks into your bed almost every other night for you to get him off simply because said girlfriend never couldânights of sweat and sinful lovemaking that end with him sneaking out of your room with a limpâbut itâs not okay if you want to talk about it? how was that fair?Â
âyou donât like her anyway, do you?â you mutter. âyou should just get rid of her and be with me.â you tighten your hold on him. you want it to bruise. you want him to go home with your marks on his body. you want mel to ask about them and jayce squirming as he tries to think of a stupid excuse to fool her again. faulty gym equipment. sparring session gone wrong. you know all of his excuses. itâs funny, the way he tries to patch things up. âthis is cruel⌠to the both of us. donât you wanna get this over with?âÂ
âitâs- unh, complicated!â jayce moans, but thereâs nothing complicated about it, he just doesnât want to talk. doesnât want to feel the shame and guilt making his guts tangle and heart poundâthe way you fit into him so perfectly, so innately, like youâve always belonged inside him, a missing piece to his puzzle.Â
he bites back a whine as the thick head of your cock pushes against his swollen prostate, and heâs not sure if he can even feel his legs at this point. itâs humiliating, the way youâre cooing nasty words into his ear, handprints branding his hips as you tug him up only to slam downwards against him, pushing him further down into the mattress with every heavy thrust.Â
âwhy? whatâs keeping you then? hah. donât tell me. does she fuck you like this too?â you snarl, sucking hot purple bruises down the column of his neck, salt and iron underneath your tongue making you hungry, and he keens. âso desperate for cock youâd let your girlfriend fuck you, jayce? well? does she fuck you as good as i do?âÂ
ânoo,â jayce slurs, shaking his head, ânothingâs as good. youâre the best. love it. love you.âÂ
âreally?â you bark out a laugh, and he nods dumbly, like his bodyâs conditioned to respond to your every whim, wanting to please, to serve. âwell, i donât see it at all. only thing you could ever be in love with is my cock.âÂ
âah- ah, yeah, that too,â he whines, âlove you more.âÂ
âliar,â you growl, and he sobs out at the way your length drags across his walls, thick and girthy, missing his prostate on purpose. itâs a punishment, jayce knows. heâs sorry. he feels so guilty. âpretty slutty liar. youâll do anything to get stuffed, wonât you? even if it means cheating on your little girlfriend. youâll even enjoy it, the moment you break her heart.âÂ
jayce shakes his head, tears blurring his vision. he canât even say anything at this point, with the way youâre forcing him to take, fucking the words out of him. he canât help being addicted to this. itâs too good. mel would understand, wouldnât she? she would, if only she could have a taste of it. itâs not his fault. not really.Â
âyou probably think sheâll never know. you probably think sheâll never find out.â youâre talking again, but the sounds buzz by, barely intelligible. jayce swallows, letting your accusation wash over him. he has been careful, hasnât he. surely she wonât know. surely she canât know. âthe way you start crying when youâre about to cum. you think sheâll never know about that, right?âÂ
he doesnât know what you mean, but itâs so hard to think. thereâs wetness on his cheeks and the low flame in his belly has blazed into a forest fire. he wants to cum. he needs it. he needs it hard and rough, bruises on his waist and hips and love bites on his collarbones, hard, heavy thrusts that make him feel dizzy and high and stupid, drowning him in the throes of pleasure that only you can give to him.Â
âplease,â jayce begs, tears streaming down his face. âi want, ngh⌠ah, want your cum in me.âÂ
and before he knows it, thereâs the rush of hot cum flooding his hole, the sweaty press of your chest against his back, your hips trembling and bucking against his, and itâs so good it makes him see stars. but you donât stop. itâs messy and filthy, and pure bliss when he feels you snake a hand into his hair and wrench his head up, rough and careless just the way he likes it.Â
his eyes roll back before his cock starts helplessly spurting at the sight of mel standing in the doorway, watching him being bred like a whore.
VANDER
. . . vander thinks he maybe maybe made a mistake, telling you to be rough with him. because this is exactly the kind of rough he likes.Â
âoh, fuck, sweetness,â he moans, arousal bleeding into his guttural voice as he arches his back and cants his hips backwards to receive your thrusts, taking you deeper inside, his ass bouncing every time you meet his hips with a wet, nasty âpapâ. ât-thaatâs it, kid. right there, fuck, harderâŚâÂ
heâs clutching his pillow tightly, waves of pleasure shackling him to the bed as youâre pounding away at his hole from behind. youâve snaked a hand into his hair to wrench his head up roughly, and a low whine pushes its way past his lips, punctuated by a sharp, deadly thrust aimed at his prostate. heâs pretty sure his own cockâs rubbed raw against the sheets, spurting so much pre thereâs a sticky, slippery pool underneath himâeasing the steamy push and glide.Â
there are stars bursting at the corners of his eyes, threatening to consume his vision, and he can vaguely feel his toes curl and thighs spasm at every brush of your cock against his bundle of nerves. thereâs sweat dripping down his face, a salty tang on his tongue, and he wipes his forehead with the back of his hand, hearing nothing but his own heavy pants and groans, attuned to the rhythm of your thrusts. itâs too good. almost makes him feel young again. heâs halfway through his forties, and yet youâre fucking him like heâs twenty.Â
vander can feel your hands all over him, pressing heavy bruises onto the tender fat of his waist and hips, bodily dragging him back onto your cock every time you ram forward, making sure to put your entire weight behind it. the mattress is letting out horrible creaking sounds, the headboard of the bed slamming into the wall in perfect tempo, and the both of you are going to regret this later, but fuck, he doesnât care.Â
itâs addicting. itâs violent. vander shouldnât be enjoying this, but he is.Â
âfuck, love, yâer gonna make me cum already,â he chokes out, and itâs more of a drunken slur, really â thereâs something about the way youâre treating him that makes him dizzy and weak at the knees. his fists are clenched, grasping at the bedsheets every time he feels like snaking a hand between his legs and jerking off to your thrusts. he wants to enjoy it, savour itâthe way youâre taking him, pressing him into the mattress like youâre trying to break the bed before you break him, gaze hungry enough to swallow him up in your lust.Â
âgo ahead and cum, vander,â you drawl, grabbing a handful of his ass before sharply spanking him across, the sting rewarding you with a full-body shiver. âi want you to cum like itâs your last night on earth.âÂ
who the absolute fuck does this kid think he is, vander thinks, and he quickly buries his face back into the pillow because he knows heâs going to get loud. youâre insane. insanely bad at dirty talk, but your hunger makes up for it. heâs never liked dirty talking that much, but fuck, if you werenât something different. cum like itâs his last night on earth? he really underestimated how greedy you were.Â
âcocky,â he wheezes instead, once heâs caught his breath, âyâer gonna, haah, hafta fuck me harder for that to happen.â itâs yet another bad decision, and heâs digging his own grave, he knows it. as if you arenât already fucking him within an inch of his lifeâthe bulbous shape of your cockhead digging into his prostate with such immaculate precision, pressing the shape of your handprints into his skin as you fuck him with your eyes, your hands and your cock.Â
hungry. intense. unforgettable. vander doesnât think heâll ever get enough of it.Â
before he can even breathe, youâve hooked one arm under his thigh, tossing him over onto his back like youâre flipping a fucking pancake, and vanderâs not a delicate man by all means. without wasting a second, youâre pushing inside him again, groaning shamelessly as his wet, warm cave engulfs you perfectly. vander makes a desperate noise, eyes squeezing shutâthereâs no pillow to muffle his cries or hide his expressions from you this time, but heâs far too close to be embarrassed.Â
the new positionâs got you so deep inside him, and itâs getting harder to breathe, almost as though he could feel you all the way to his throat. itâs uncomfortable and very inconsiderate of his aching back, but the mind-numbing pleasure hammering away at his sweet spot makes up for it.Â
âs-so fuckinâ good, kid,â he pants out, arching his back with a moan as you reach down to grope at his tits, the muscles plump and soft with tender age, hole clenching around you tightly every time you tug at his perky nipples. his cockâs all leaky, drooling over his stomach and making a mess, and heâs so aroused itâs almost endearing. âfuck me⌠god, fuck me.âÂ
heâs going to cum hands-free, vander thinks, and shit, youâre going to be so smug about this after youâre done with having your way with him. vander sneaks a glance at youâeyelids fluttering, making little grunts of pleasure every time you bully your way into his tight wet warmth. it embarrassingly makes the back of his neck burn, makes him feel all hot and sexy and wanted.Â
âyeah? best cock youâve ever taken, vander?â you purr, and his breath stutters, seizing up with a yell and then heâs fucking cumming with you balls-deep inside him. guess youâll take that as a yes.
SILCO
silco doesnât know how long heâs been bent over in that same fucking position, but he doesnât plan on making you stop anytime soon.Â
âdarling, not so rough. . .â he gasps out, nails raking down the expensive wood of his office desk while you plow away at him from behind, his hole sopping wet but tight, as though you havenât cum two times in him already. he can feel his knees knocking into the hard front of the desk with every brutal thrust, the weeping tip of his erection grazing the cool mahogany, the pleasure inside him making his lower belly burn with a flame he hasnât felt in a long time.Â
âwhy?â you grin, draping yourself over his half-clothed stature, his pants yanked down to his ankles as heâs bent over to take. you shuffle forward, making sure his ass is pressed snugly against your crotch before giving an experimental roll of your hips, always reaching deeper, for more. âworried that theyâll hear?âÂ
silco presses his lips together in a thin line, tilting his face away from yours, and if you didnât know any better, you would have thought he were sulking. you laughed. it was just too easy to piss him off sometimes.Â
âiâm just playing around, baby. your office is soundproofed, no?â you straightened yourself, running a hand over the smooth, sensitive expanse of his back before returning to your firm grip on his bruised hips. he gave a shuddering sigh, trying to relax as you started to rock into him again with strong, steady thrusts.Â
âit doesnât matter,â he rasps, âweâre, hah, being too loud⌠sweetheart. s-sevika is right outside.âÂ
âdonât care,â you mutter. âiâm pent up. âleast you can do is let me fuck you stupid. youâll let me, right?âÂ
silco makes a noise at the back of his throat, half from displeasure, the other half from the sharp curl of arousal in his lower abdomen, making his cock twitch and leak. fuck if it didnât turn him on when you talked to him like this. he settles for burying his face into his arms, preparing himself for whatever you were going to put him through.Â
âbe gentle,â he whispers, letting out a shuddering sigh. âiâm not so young anymore.âÂ
you could feel a grin pulling at the corners of your lips. yeah. sure, you were going to be gentle with him. with him looking like that.Â
âhngh, r-right thereâŚâ silco mewls out, knees buckling repeatedly as he tries not to think about how loud heâs being. he supposes he could gag himself with something, your fingers, maybe, get them warm and wet for you while you use his face as leverage to fuck him harder, but he knows how much his noises spur you on, and right now he really doesnât want to piss you off. not when youâre indulging him so well. âthatâs it⌠youâre so good⌠darling.âÂ
ânot so shy anymore?â you hummed, licking a hot stripe up his neck, his gasp twisting into a whine. âthink we can make you louder?âÂ
âsweetheart,â he sighs as he feels your hand wrap around his throat, and he tilts his head back to let you grip it properly. âyou already know what i want.âÂ
âwell, i donât think so.â you smile, leaning down to press your cheek against his, working away from behind with short, firm thrusts that steal his breath away. âremind me. did we use the magic word yet?âÂ
but just as heâs about to answer with snark, thereâs the rap of fists against his office door, and silco feels his heart plummet. not now, when things were about to get goodâthis was the worst timing possible. âeverything alright, boss?âÂ
âyes,â silco pants, âfuck⌠yes.âÂ
you can feel his nails dig into the back of your thigh, warning you not to pull out. youâre thick and heavy, resting against his stomach, and silco feels so fucking good and full. you canât stop now. not until heâs had his fill. he can vaguely feel your warm seed trailing its way down his perineum in a slow trickle, and fuck, he wants more. wants to feel stuffed even without you inside him, drowsy and content.Â
he blinks, brows furrowing as he catches himself fantasizing about you yet again. should he even be having thoughts like these in his forties? was this healthy? sex with you was life-changinglyâand now apparently hormone-alteringly good.Â
âsir?â sevikaâs growl interrupts his train of thought. and yeah, not to mentionâhis second-in-command is right outside his office, while all he can think about is cock. shit. your big, leaky cock, buried to the hilt inside his hole. he wonders if itâll be gaping once youâre done with him. and oh. cum. loads of your cum, filling up every inch of space inside him. making it hard to breathe. making him swelâ âis someone in there with you?âÂ
âyes,â silco wheezes dumbly as you roll your hips against him with meaning, forcing him to take you deeper. he trembles, shifting back slightly to fuck himself on your cock, forcing a sharp inhale from you. âwe are busy. youâre, oh⌠dismissed, sevika.âÂ
the silence is loud, save for the almost-silent squelches of your cock maneuvering inside him with all the cum stored in his belly.Â
you can feel his heart pounding from the way your chest is pressed against his bare back. or maybe itâs your own. his walls squeeze around you, sinfully tight, pulling a muffled moan from where you have your teeth sunken into his shoulder. fuck. heâsâsilcoâs actually into this. youâd have never guessed he would be such a freak, for lack of a better word, but with how things were going . . . you didnât mind it. not one bit. it drove you crazy with want, if anything.Â
â... if you say so, boss.â the sound of retreating footsteps fills you with both relief and disappointment, but before you could even process what that means, you can feel silco gazing at you through his lashes, low and scrutinizing and something needy.Â
âdid i say you could stop?â silco grunts. âfuck me.âÂ
you let out a shaky sigh, hips already bucking back into the warm mould of your cockâand the next sound that drives past his lips is a loud and unabashed sob of your name.Â
you think you might have unlocked something new in your lover.
VIKTOR
âit wonât fit,â viktor slurs, moans tumbling out of his mouth as he gives a shaky roll of his hips. heâs not quite there yet, with only the tip sucked in, but heâs making good progress. âiâm terribly s-sorry, dear. your⌠appendage. itâs too big.âÂ
his eyes flutter shut at the feeling of your hands forming a ring around his waist, strong and firm, a warm assurance that there was a possibility⌠although slight, that heâd make it.Â
âitâll fit,â you murmur, kissing the sensitive spot at the back of his ear, the one that makes him suck in a sharp breath and shudder. âyouâre doing very good, love. just⌠a little more, yeah?âÂ
viktor looks down. itâs nowhere near a little more. youâre barely halfway in and heâs already thinking about quittingâhas been, since the stupidly huge head of your cock breached his rim, making him feel a stretch that no amount of fingers or plastic toys could replicate. it was something extraordinary. overwhelmingly so.Â
âplease,â he mewls, forehead dropping to rest on your shoulder. ât-touch me? i think iâll probably, hah, ease up a little if you would⌠oh, yes. thank you, dear. thank you.âÂ
itâs⌠in simple words, too much. youâre usually very considerate, taking your time with him with your fingers, rubbing on his tender walls until he loosens enough for you to slip another one in. the night would then end with you fucking his thighs, sticky and slick with his own cum. itâs good. itâs enough. that was until he started having thoughts of what it would feel like if you were inside him.Â
but viktor wouldâve never imagined it would be like this. the difference in size was just⌠comical. you were so deep inside him already, the impossible girth forming an obscene bulge over his abdomen, making him whine with the fullness. if this is already what it feels like to have you inside, then just what would it feel like to have you spill inside him?
he canât lieâheâs spent nights waiting for you to fall asleep first so that he could scoop up some of the cum you had missed on the sheets, quietly fingering himself with the cold slickness. it didnât feel right, even if it was yours. it just wasnât the same. he wanted, no, needed to feel it for himself.Â
it doesnât help, the way youâre stroking him, ever so gentle with him. your huge palm covers his entire length without having to move much, huge thumb rubbing at his leaking tip, and viktorâs never been so hard before in his whole life. heâs so close already, hole fluttering around you uncontrollably, and itâs almost cute how it looks like itâs going to swallow you up. maybe it is.Â
maybe itâll fit.Â
âlast few inches,â you pant, fingers trembling slightly where youâre struggling not to press bruises into the cup of his hips. âcan i-? please, vik. itâs so good. youâre so good. i just need a little more. please, baby.âÂ
âyes,â viktor blurts out, before he realises just what he agreed toâbut within the next second he can feel something abnormally large pushing its way past his tight walls, faster and rougher than before, even as he tries to clench and hold stillâitâs mean and a little too much, but then the back of his thighs meets hot skin and he nearly blacks out with the stretch of it all.Â
ângh,â viktor keens, trembling with exhaustion as he tries to settle into your lap comfortably with such a large intrusion within him. âsoo fullâŚâÂ
you sigh in pleasure, hands going back to his hips where they belong, pushing him down until youâre satisfied that heâs properly taken everything youâve given him. itâs not a demand, viktor thinks, more like a comfort. telling him that youâve always known he wouldâve been able to take you in the first place. that this is where he belongs, filled to the brim with you and you only.Â
he lets out a shuddering moan when you start to slowly bounce him on your lap, lifting him up with ease a good inch or two, before rolling your hips to meet his, pushing yourself deeper. âshit, vikâŚâ you groan, and he cries out with every brush against his prostate, the sheer size of you making it impossible to miss it. âyouâre so tight, baby⌠so perfect. iâm right here with you, okay? easy now, youâre doing so good.âÂ
youâre so good to him as always, whispering sweet nothings into his ear, but itâs different this time, and fuuck. viktor thinks heâs dying with how good it feels. he tries to steer his hips, to actually ride you instead of having you manhandling him up and down your cock, but thereâs hardly any friction left now that heâs properly stretched, and any attempt results in him collapsing back to his knees, the pleasure making him weak.Â
he settles for hanging onto you, arms wrapping around your neck and choking out little whimpers as you rock upwards into his waiting hole again and again, toes curling and nails scratching red trails down your back with the all-consuming pleasure.
itâs driving him crazy, the fullness, the simple thought of you pumping your seed and sperm into him, of making love with you. itâs nothing like the way it was written in the textbooks he had spent nights researchingâitâs beyond anything he would have ever imagined.Â
âplease,â viktor sobs out, feeling strangely empty every time you pull out halfway, as ironic as it wasâas though there was a chance you would leave him fully. the thought of it hurt. if only you could fit inside him forever. if only. âstayâŚâ he cries, âcum inside. m-make me yours.âÂ
you lean forward, pressing your lips against his in a hurried kiss, at the same time grinding so deep viktor thinks, for a split of a second, that that might be you heâs feeling in his stomach. the broken wail he gives is loud and muffled, and you lap up the drool on the side of his face, watching as your loverâs eyes flutter shut at the feeling of being filled, properly this time, to the brink of spilling.
masterlist!
NYT has been discouraging reporters from sharing photos of luigi mangione - not due to concerns for his safety but to dissuade sympathy - and refuses to post his alleged manifesto in full. and today, they published an opinion by bret stephens about how brian thompson is the "real working class hero" of this story.
reddit deleted luigi's account, which was completely innocuous and consisted mostly of him giving out advice in health subreddits. they're also deleting any post that includes his alleged manifesto and banning users for sharing it.
luigi yelled that this was "an insult to the intelligence of the american people" while he was being dragged by police and news pundits are framing it as a deranged and violent outburst. news media are picking apart details of his life to paint him as a cold-blooded and mentally ill individual. even something as innocent as playing "among us" with friends is being framed as some insidious look into an assassin's disturbed psyche, ffs.
news media are also capitalizing on luigi's supposed "bizarre and impossible to understand" politics as an obvious way to paint him as a scary individual when the guy is... a centrist, at most. whose views are similar to those of your average college-educated white guy.
multiple news media also keep harping on about how luigi comes from a rich family. an obvious attempt to break the class solidarity that's been formed around this case by continuously trying to tell us "oh he's not like you guys" while ignoring the now pretty well-documented accounts of his multiple health struggles throughout the years.
and all this, and he hasn't even been found guilty of the crime he's allegedly committed. luigi is, as of right now, still innocent until proven guilty. and the news are trying to tear him apart because they obviously fear the symbol he's becoming for low and middle class america.
RUDY MY LOVEEE
I'm a Rudy enthusiastic and I just love his pretty face, I could just sit on sit
You were trying your best to focus, really. The mission was important, the tension in the air was thick, but your thoughts kept wandering to him. Rudy.
Every time you looked at him, your heart skipped a beat. Those eyes of his, dark and intense, always seemed to pierce right through you, leaving you breathless. And that jawline? It could cut glass. It was like a work of art, the kind youâd find in a museum. Hell, you could stare at it for hours, tracing the sharp angles with your eyes.
You couldnât help but blurt it out during a rare quiet moment between missions, your voice dripping with admiration.
"God, Rudy... Youâre so fucking pretty."
He raised an eyebrow, a smirk tugging at the corner of his lips. âIs that so, cariĂąo?â
You nodded fervently, your words almost spilling out faster than you could process them. "I mean it. Youâre so handsome. Itâs insane. I could eat you up."
He chuckled, the sound low and full of amusement. âCareful there, Iâm not a snack to be devoured.â
But you couldnât help it. The way his face looked so perfect, the way his lips curled into that mischievous grinâit drove you crazy. The tension between the two of you had been building for a while now, and you were done pretending it wasnât there.
âSo... what if I did want to eat you up?â You leaned in, voice teasing, your gaze trailing over his face, as if memorizing every detail of it. âLike, all of you... Every inch.â
He looked at you, a spark of heat flickering in his eyes. âAre you sure youâre ready for that, mi amor?â
You smirked back, suddenly daring and bold, the atmosphere shifting from playful to heated in the blink of an eye. âWell... I was thinking something a little more specific.â You leaned in closer, voice dropping to a sultry whisper. âHow about I sit on your face? You can taste how much I appreciate that handsome face of yours... What do you think?â
Rudy let out a low, almost animalistic growl, clearly not expecting that. His grip on your waist tightened as he pulled you closer, his lips brushing against your ear as he murmured, âI think thatâs a damn good idea.â
Currently doing a writing project, saving on my page for me and others :}}
Hey, random writing tip: Instead of having something be a ridiculously unlikely coincidence, you can make the thing happen due to who this particular character is as a person. Instead of getting stuck on "there's no logical reason to why that would happen", try to bend it into a case of "something like this would never happen to anybody but this specific fucker." Something that makes your reader chuckle and roll their eyes, going "well of course you would."
Why would the timid shy nerd be at a huge sketchy downtown black market bazaar? Well, she's got this beetle colony she's raising that needs a very specific kind of leaf for nest material, and there only place to get it is this one guy at the bazaar that sells that stuff. Why would the most femininely flamboyant guy ever known just happen to have downright encyclopedic knowledge about professional boxing? Well, there was this one time when he was down bad for this guy who was an aspiring professional boxer...
I know it sounds stupidly obvious when written out like this, but when you're up close to your writing, it's hard to see the forest for the trees. Some time ago I finished reading a book, where the whole plot hinges on character A, who is 100% certain that character B is dead, personally getting up and coming down from the top rooms of a castle, to the gates, at 3 am, to come look at some drunk who claims to be this guy who died 17 years ago. Why would A do that, if he's sure that B is dead?
Because he's a Warrior Guy from a culture of Loyalty And Honour, and hearing that someone's got the audacity to go about claiming to be his long-lost brother in battle, there is no other option than to immediately personally go down there to beat the ever-loving shit out of this guy. Who then turns out to actually be character B, after all.
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prettying him up in the shower so he smells like warm vanilla and honey, then wrapping him in a fluffy towel and combing mousse through his long hair so when i dry it, it ends up so curly and soft. i massage lotion into his hands to keep them soft, and file down his nails.
by the end of it, he looks so good that i canât help but pin him down on the bed and undo all my work by leaving him a sweaty, exhausted, fucked-out mess.
AHHHHH I LOVE GOOD WRITING YOU GUYS
dialogue is 10/10đ¤§
trans!vik getting all annoyed bc (reader) yapped and mocked how a strap canât even please someone because itâs just plastic⌠so heâs gonna prove them wrong⌠pretty please
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? - VIKTOR X READER
synopsis: you've been told ever since you were young, that one day your big mouth is going to get you in trouble. After another failed date, your roommate offers to have a few drinks; and for you to bitch to him about these horrid dates. You say one thing that makes him want to prove you wrong, and prove you wrong he does.
warnings: trans!viktor (post-op for his chest), gender-neutral terms for R until smut scene where R is described as AFAB, oral sex (f receiving), fingering, vaginal sex, teasing, dirty talk, degradation/praise, hand/finger kink, voice kink, Grammarly as my beta
genre: m/f or m/m (if you're good with AFAB smut scene)
p.s. Unless asked, I typically assume smut will be AFAB. I can write m/m smut (ie. Steddie on my ao3 account) but I've only had one person specifically ask for a male!reader getting his freak nasty on. So I hope y'all are ok with that
Youâre gonna swear off men, honestly! They're useless! The dates are subpar, their manners are atrocious, and the sex is awful!
You say harder, they go faster. You say faster, they go harder. You tell them don't stop, they change the whole momentum. You have to constantly shove their hand back to your clit, but they love rubbing your left lip raw.
The door slams shut as you enter the apartment, you're huffing and stomping the whole way to your room. Until a lovely accented voice stops you in your tracks, âBad date?â
âThe worst!â you explode, damn near ripping your hair out, âIâm swearing off men, I'm done!â
Viktorâs lips thin as he holds in his laugh, âThat bad? Wanna bitch to me as we have a few shots?â
You look at him, your eyes wide in admiration, âPlease? I love you, oh my god!â
âGo get comfortable, feel like we're going to be talking for a while.â
¡ ¡ âââââââ ¡đĽ¸Âˇ âââââââ ¡ ¡
You've changed into your pajamas, an oversized shirt and pj shorts. You see Viktor already sitting on the couch with a bottle of sourpuss blue liquor. You giggle at his choice, it's one of your favourites. It tastes like blue raspberry jolly ranchers and it's like 15% alcohol. Strong enough to get you buzzed and not wake up with a hangover.
You bound over to the couch and hop into your spot, a shot is already poured for you and you take it gratefully and shoot it back.
"Men are awful. They don't listen to instructions, don't know what foreplay is, and completely focus on themselves. I should just stick with my vibrator."
Viktor chokes as he laughs, "It's sad that you're right." Viktor takes his shot, "You deserve better."
You smile at the handsome man. God, why can't you build up the guts to flirt with him? He's so beautiful, both inside and out. You've had a crush on him ever since you met him but he became such a good friend; you didn't want to ruin it.
"Thanks Viktor."
He pours two more shots, he shoots his back and he hands you yours. You stare at him, his long neck, his pretty side profile. God, he's ruining you and he's not even doing anything to you.
"Why don't you hook up with a woman? Or a trans man? They'll know what they're doing."
"Uh..." You stutter out, you take your shot, "Real dick doesn't feel that good, I can't imagine a plastic one feeling any good. Also, I want my partner to feel pleasure too!"
Viktor's golden eyes narrow at you, and you feel small under his stare, "We do."
"Do what?"
The pretty mans demeanor freezes, his eyes dart across your face as his lips purse, "You don't know?"
"Know what?"
"I'm trans."
You lick your lips and hum in consideration, "I would've never assumed. I always thought you were just a very handsome man."
Viktor deeply inhales as he looks at you, his eyes darken, "Handsome?"
You bite your lip and Viktor's eyes immediately zero in on it, "Mhmm."
"So..." Viktor starts as he casually leans back, his arm draped across the back of the couch, his fingers playing with your hair, "Shall I show you how good plastic can feel?"
There's only one thing you can say to that.
"Yes please."
¡ ¡ âââââââ ¡đĽ¸Âˇ âââââââ ¡ ¡
Viktor ushers you to his room, it's nice and tidy with a cluttered desk, there's some posters and pictures on his walls, you don't get a clear look because before you know it; Viktor is kissing you.
His lips are soft and you quietly moan at the feeling. God this is already feeling better than all the hookups you've had to endure.
You gasp in shock as Viktor pushes you onto his bed. He get's on top of you, straddling your waist and kisses you again. He pulls away and you feel like you can't breath, he's so hot you feel like your brain is malfunctioning.
He fiddles with the hem of your top and looks imploringly at you, you nod quickly and then you're half naked in front of your best friend. You're tempted to cover your chest but you don't when you catch the look on Viktor's face. It's hungry, he licks his lips as he observes every inch of exposed skin. He brings his hands up to your chest and fondles it, pinching your nipples, he drags his hands down so his nails scrap your sides, he rubs your hips.
You're getting kissed again, then he moves to your check, down your neck to your chest, down your abdomen; leaving a trail of hickeys his way. His fingers hook into the top of your shorts and he tilts his head to the side, "May I?" his voice is rich, deep, and rumbly.
You whine out a yes as you nod. Then you're fully naked in front of Viktor as he's still fully clothed in his own t-shirt and lounge pants.
A broken moan escapes your lips as he kisses and nips your thighs, sucking your clit into his mouth. Fuck fuck fuck. He's amazing. You squeal when he adds a finger into your entrance. His long, nimble finger searching until you cry out. He found your g-spot.
He adds another finger and abuses your pussy and he sucks harshly on your clit. God, you could've had this this entire time if you had the guts to flirt with Viktor. Maybe even just asking him would work.
That's how he got you here in the first place.
You cum with a shout and grip his hair tightly. He doesn't let up, doesn't change anything about his pace or strength. He only stops when you pitifully whine and push his head away.
He does as he's told, his face is red, his lips are shiny, and he climbs up and kisses you. You can taste yourself on his lips, it's kind of a turn on.
Viktor gets up and strips himself of his shirt and pants, now he's completely nude. He's lean, lithe, but still has a small bit of muscle on him. You have to squint to see his scars on his chest, they're small and incredibly well healed.
Your eyes trail down and you see a happy trail. Then there's a small bush of auburn curls surrounding his dick. His lips are flushed and puffy. You can see a shimmer of arousal.
A chuckle is heard, "Take a picture, it'll last longer."
He walks to his nightstand and pulls out a strap, a nice sized cock, and a bottle of lube. He harnesses himself, inserts the cock, and get's back into bed with you, "You ready?"
"Please, I need it." You whine out as you open your legs farther. Viktor growls and opens the lube, coating his cock and your entrance, you gasp at the cold feeling.
He positions himself and slowly pushes in. His phenomenal head game and the lube has made the slide incredibly easy. You hear a slight squish and you feel like dying.
Viktor stills for a moment, "You okay? Can I continue?"
You just nod and grasp at his shoulders, your nails digging into his skin. He slowly but surely starts to pound into you, and you're a moaning mess.
He chuckles, "Plastic doesn't feel good, huh? Look at you, you're taking it like a needy slut. You're so good for me. So pretty. I've wanted to do this for months."
"Fuck, Viktor. Please keep talking! You sound so good."
"Yeah? You like my voice? You're not very subtle. I see how you shift in your seat as I talk to you, when I yell. You bite your lip and flutter your eyes like a common whore. Don't get me started on how you look at me when I work with my hands."
You whine in embarrassment, your pussy clenching as more arousal leaves you, "You can't blame me! You're so nonchalantly hot it's frustrating! I've wanted you for so long, with my stupid embarrassing crush on you. But I didn't want to ruin anything." You state in between moans.
Viktor halts for a second before truly pounding you into the bed, "Fuck! We could've been doing this all this time but you had to go out and fuck other people. You need to make it up to me."
"I will, I promise! Fuck you're gonna make me cum."
All you can do is squeal as a massive orgasm takes over you, Viktor thrusts a few more times before he stops, a shiver wracking his body as he groans.
He slowly pulls out of you, unhooks his strap, and plops onto his back next to you, "Did you cum?" You breathily ask. Viktor laughs at that, "You sound like all those guys you complained about." "Shut up. Did you, it looked like you did but I couldn't feel it."
"I did. My harness has a vibrator option so I get to feel good too."
"Oh," You sigh, trying to catch your breath, "if you didn't cum I was going to tell you to sit on my face."
"I lied, I didn't cum."
You laugh and smack him in the arm, he laughs with you and cuddle up.
"Next time." He says contently as he wraps his arms around you, putting his chin on top of your head. You smile at that, "Next time."
A small silence is shared before you break it, "We're dating now, right?" Viktor snorts at your question, "I thought we we're on the same page, guess not. Yes darling, we're dating now."
"Good." You state as you kiss his collar bone, the two of you shimmy under the duvet and pass out. The thin white sheet perfect for keeping you comfortable.
You can't wait for next time.
BRO WHEN I FIRST WROTE THIS MY APP GLITCHED AND ALL THE WRITING I DID AFTER THE READ MORE SPLIT WAS DELETED!!! I SWITCHED TO MY LAPTOP AFTER THAT
I was so mad I was calm, I re-wrote everything so I hope y'all like it! â¤ď¸
loser bf! RODRICK HEFFLEY hc
tags â fem!readerďšsfw + nsfwďšheadcanons
loser bf!rodrick, who makes a huge show of pda whenever his brother is around. heâll sling his arm around your shoulder and be like, âyeah, greg. my girlfriend. isnât she hot?â greg is still fully convinced rodrickâs paying you to be his fake girlfriend, though he has no idea where heâs got the money.
loser bf!rodrick, who lets you sit in on band practice and tries so hard to keep it together, but the second his bandmates start flirting with you, he completely falls apart. his drumming gets so off-tempo that they have to stop and start over.
loser bf!rodrick, who lent you his algebra textbook and completely forgot heâd been doodling your name with his last name all over the margins. when you handed it back, smirking, he looked like he wanted to die.
loser bf!rodrick, whose idea of a date is a night drive to the gas station, where you both load up on slushies and hot dogs. you sit in the parking lot and steal bites off each otherâs food (even though you have the same toppings)
loser bf!rodrick, who awkwardly asked his mom to use the ânice-smellingâ laundry detergent on his shirts because he knows you like to steal them after having sex and he doesnât want you thinking heâs gross.
loser bf!rodrick, whose mom acts like youâre already part of the family, offering you snacks and calling you âsweetieâ every time you visit. she loves to (unintentionally) embarrassing her eldest son by showing you all of his baby pictures. all the while rodrick hides in the basement.
loser bf!rodrick, whose dad corners you during family dinners and awkwardly tries to sell you on how ârodrick is really a fine young man, despite, uh⌠some quirks.â you just nod politely while rodrick sits there, sinking into his chair with a beet-red face.
loser bf!rodrick, whose bandmates are constantly making moves on you, asking if you âneed anythingâ during practice or offering to carry your stuff. rodrick will get so pissed that he threatens to kick them out of the band. you think itâs hilarious how defensive he gets.
loser bf!rodrick, who always gives you the front seat in his van, no questions asked. greg has to squish in the back with the instruments, too bad lol.
loser bf!rodrick, who pretends to be terrible at eyeliner just so youâll do it for him. in return, he paints your nailsâor you can also paint his (in exclusively black).
loser bf!rodrick, who acts reluctant whenever you drag him into photobooths at the mall. the two of you end up making the dumbest faces before you lean in and kiss him right on the mouth⌠with tongue.
loser bf!rodrick, who lets you doodle on his arm with a sharpie, and he refuses to wash them off. they stay there until they fade completely.
loser bf!rodrick, who finally starts wearing deodorant consistently because of you. itâs not even something you asked him to doâhe just noticed you sniffing his shirts a little more critically and panicked. now, heâs always freshly applied before seeing you.
loser bf!rodrick, who gets hard every time you kiss him.
loser bf!rodrick, who tries his best to keep his room somewhat presentable whenever you come over. he knows itâs still a fucking disaster by normal standards, but for rodrick, clearing a path to the bed is a grand romantic gesture.
loser bf!rodrick, whoâs obsessed so with seeing your hickeys on him. he never bothers to hide themâin fact, he wears them like badges.
loser bf!rodrick, who almost accidentally used the wrong side of the condom when you had sex for the first time.
loser bf!rodrick, who absolutely melts when you tug on his hair during sex. he didnât even realise he had a thing for it until the first time you did it. now, he practically begs for it without using words, tilting his head back and grinning like a total idiot whenever your fingers get close.
loser bf!rodrick, who keeps every random thing youâve ever given him â notes youâve passed to him in class, concert tickets, even candy wrappers.
loser bf!rodrick, who hates being bossed around but will do anything you ask, especially if it involves you kissing his cheek or ruffling his hair in thanks. heâs so whipped and everyone knows it.
loser bf!rodrick, who brags to greg about how sexy and smart and pretty you are, just to rub it in, but secretly feels like he doesnât deserve you. he gets this dumb, soft look on his face whenever youâre around, like he still canât believe you chose him.
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When your girlfriend gets pregnant, and youâre not ready to become a father, and youâre forced into a position that cripples you emotionally, financially and irreversibly, remember: you did this.
When your sisterâs pregnancy turns out to be ectopic, and she canât get the life-saving medical care she needs and dies a completely pointless, preventable death, remember: you did this.
When your 12-year-old daughter is raped by her soccer coach â after heâs legally allowed to strip off her pants and peep at her genitals, because the existence of trans kids terrifies you â and she steals your shotgun and kills herself in your garage, remember, first and foremost: you did this.
Hundreds of thousands of people are going to die because of the decision you made today.
You did that.
Get yourself a boy who loses all control and cums inside moaning like a bitch as soon as you squeeze his pretty face and say "who's my good boy??" in that tiny dog owner voice