René Lalique (French, 1860-1945); 'Alia; Source De La Fontaine' A Large Frosted And Polished Glass Statue

“i’m straight” the straight:

The sexiest thing someone could say to me is “I found a printer that always works and I’m gonna buy it for you”. Im dead fucking serious. I will lick n suck on you for two thousand years if you give me a printer that isn’t fucking evil and possessed.

SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR as BUFFY SUMMERS BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER | 2.12 "Bad Eggs"

I’ve been thinking about Howl’s Moving Castle and how Sophie’s curse is a physical symbol of her self belief of being romantically unlovable (especially after growing up with beautiful, sought after women in her family.) How Howl tries to undo the curse the moment she steps into his castle but he *cant* because Sophie doesn’t want it to be broken. How, in the film, Sophie gets so close to breaking the curse in the field, but hearing Howl call her beautiful went against her self views, so she reinforces her sense of self by turning 90 again.

And the way that her love and kindness make her younger again and again. How film Sophie sacrifices her long hair, perhaps what past Sophie would have seen as her only beauty, for Howl but she’s grown so much that she still remains young, perhaps even confident about her grey hair, showing that Sophie no longer links her appearance to her lovability or worth and she learned to accept herself as she is. In this essay I-

If/when you’re taking requests I’d love more green alien bilbo. Hes my everything

Had this from the last days of a past year, so I can just put it as an answer to your ask xD Frodo's here too!

Do you think urban fantasy settings have porn discourse? Like all the races have different ideas of what they find appealing and how it should be presented. Drarves mostly write erotic literature in runes and you would not believe how slow burn that shit can get. You're five volumes in before the two main characters figure out each others' genders and realise that they may be attracted to each other.

Orcs don't really do narrative arts, they figured out advanced chemistry before writing, and they manufacture perfumes specifically meant to mimic the scent of an orc in heat and then jack off to the smell. Having an orc roommate in college is unbearable.

Gnome porn is unspeakable. Do not speak of gnome porn.

Elvish porn, regardless of media type, features more humans than the uninitiated would expect. This is largely because elvish mating customs are just as slow-paced as those of dwarves, so the myth of humans as wildly promiscuous hypersexual turbosluts is somewhat based in reality: the culture shock that elves often encounter in mixed relationships, where the human partner whom they have been appropriately courting in a perfectly respectable way all of a sudden throws all propriety in the wind and goes "hey we've been together for ten years, do you want to see my tits while they're still this good?"

"I asked ChatGPT--"

Yeah well, I asked the wasps nest in my attic. It sang its answer so beautifully to me, but I am so very afraid of it. Perhaps it will soothe my itching soul...

Every single time I write Hugh Dancy I misspell it as Dancey and then imagine Hugh Danc(e)y having a little jig.

I’m being so fucking serious this happens at least once a week. He gets a lot of dancing done.

Thinking about how Lena really wanted them all to eat the office food & drink on site,

there are multiple cases/archive reports related to growing/‘blooming’ and food,

We know protocol is All About Alchemy

FOOD AND PLANTS ARE INHERENTLY ALCHEMICAL

They keep complaining about the food and drinks tasting bad and how the doughnut holes have been around for ages

‘Alchemical preserved food never tastes exactly the same as fresh food’ (-worldanvil.com)

When Lena leaves everything goes Very Bad very not good very quickly.

WHAT WAS GOING ON WITH THE FOOD LENA