White Board Cleaner Tastes Kinda Sus Ngl

yayyy the fuckers stopped drowning themselves in my tea cuz the males die like 8 hours after they first fly/mate and all the females ended up who knows where

they're probably dead too to some extent because theres no dirt in this house :| and they lost their wings sooo that's one less way of getting out

not before i do >:(((( gimme cookie. now. i will make buying/making cookies illegal so only i can eat them if its the last thing i do just to spite u >:D

hii ;) (dies)

— anonymous (your FBI agent)

omg my fbi agent died i can do whatever the fuck i want for like a day until a new one gets assigned :DDDDD

erm

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

A MAGICAL HEALING FLOWER (or it might yeet u into the astral plane)

tiny little ants with wings keep drowning themselves in my tea. bruh. stop it. im trying to DO MY WORK and ENJOY MY TEA

I CAN HEAR MY BONES CREAKING AND SQUEAKING AS I MOVE

wip thing??

did i do this anonymously ..?

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u sure did. the last one…. not so much.

my kneadable eraser looks so chewy....

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:(

:(((((((

I WANNA CHEW ON ITTTTTTTTT BUT I DONT WANNA THROW UP LAETR

hii ;) (dies)

— anonymous (your FBI agent)

omg my fbi agent died i can do whatever the fuck i want for like a day until a new one gets assigned :DDDDD