Bonus?

*drinks dry cereal* *eats milk with cereal still in mouth* *swallows and chokes to heck without a heck pass*

i spun the wheel of fandom and it seems todays winner is miraculous and for the current ship it has been chosen to be julerose and for the final spin i will not be going to sleep - yet

wait a minute THEYRE GONNA SUFFOCATE TO DEATH

BOTTLED HEROES~

Hello hello !! I’m alive and back with new merch, specifically STICKERS !! They’re available now on Redbubble so do check ‘em out if you can~ C:

i want to est food

isntead watch as half your otp gets eaten by titans

i need to do homework

instead look up your otp on pinterest

oh no its the day to turn in homework i have some time-

read fanfiction about your new otp

The worst thing about becoming old

The increase of the number of my OTP’s. 

Reblog if your ships ruin your life.

Percy Jackson, Magnus Chase, Jessie Paege, Buzzfeed Unsolved, Garrett Watts, Dan and Phil, John Mulaney.

hi I want more friends because I feel low key out of place in my friend group so yeah reblog if you like any of these things

(I’ll edit this as I come up with new things)

Percy Jackson

Magnus Chase

Be more chill

Jessie Paege

Buzzfeed Unsolved

Garrett Watts

Dan and Phil

Thomas Sanders

Brendon Urie

Conan Gray

Welcome to Night Vale

John Mulaney

U.K no im not k

ive never had this happen or have heard of people around me have it happen to them and i hope that otehrs see this and that theyre smart enough to not go to anybodys home cause someone elses would endanger them or and you'll still be in danger when you exit

Someone's trying to follow me and my mom home, Jesus Christ this is terrifying

no thanks

drinks blood of periods