I Ascribe To Be All Of Them At Once

smartphone storage plateauing in favor of just storing everything in the cloud is such dogshit. i should be able to have like a fucking terabyte of data on my phone at this point. i hate the fucking cloud

This guy is really going to regret sitting down with Jon

a peaceful moment

if you think about it it's only fair that Character With No Canon Physical Description is declared sexiest man by popular vote. on the Critically Acclaimed Movie That Doesn't Fucking Exist website

I got chased by the Extinction and got “help” from Not-Sasha.

Situation is: Background music starts playing whenever the entity makes a move against you. It's a really good soundtrack that really sets the tone.

First off the Not-Them is out of there no questions asked, I hate them lol. If I’m not able to unalive them I’d just banish them.

Also kinda funny that the fear entity chasing me is one I kinda align with

Magnus Archives Spin The Wheel Game:

You are being hunted down by this entity for a week straight. That means you are being hunted by manifestations of this entity and might find yourself in similar situations to past statement givers.

This character will help you survive. Their role is to give advice and help defend you against anything that tries to cause harm. How good they are at those two things depends solely on who you spin.

Of course, this is a game. And what's a game without some rules? Spin this wheel to be assigned a situation that will either help or hinder you.

🌟 Welcome to the Gelphie Big Bang 2025! 🌟

Hey there, Gelphie fandom!

Whether you're a longtime shipper or brand new to the magical tension that exists between Elphaba Thropp and Galinda Upland, I'm so excited to invite you to the very first Gelphie Big Bang — a fandom event celebrating our favorite witches!

This blog will be your hub for: ✨ Event announcements & deadlines ✨ Sign-up links for writers and artists ✨ Prompt inspiration & check-ins ✨ FAQs, sneak peeks & support ✨ Posting schedules & masterlists

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❓ What is a Big Bang?

A Big Bang is a fandom event where:

📝 Writers create longer fics (10k+ words) 🎨 Artists are matched to those fics and create art, edits, videos, playlists, or visuals 🎉 Everything gets posted in a big celebratory bang!

It’s all about celebrating Gelphie as a fandom.

Check out the full(er) FAQ list HERE.

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Yes, you can sign up as both!

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As an Admin - May seem a bit boring, but every Fandom Event needs a dedicated group of people willing to make sure everything goes off without a hitch in the background.

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🗓️ REVEALS: October 30 – November 6, 2025* (That gives you 206 days to write a 10,000 word Gelphie fic)

🧹 SIGN-UP DETAILS:

Sign-ups Open: April 6, 2025

Sign-ups Close: May 11, 2025 (This gives you 5 weeks to decide how you'd like to participate—writer, artist, beta, cheerleader, or pinch-hitter!)

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Soon I’ll be posting:

🔗 A Google Form to sign up 🗓️ A full event timeline 📚 A guidelines & FAQ

This is meant to be low-pressure, fun and supportive fandom event for the Gelphie Wicked community. If it's your first Big Bang, WELCOME! If it's your tenth, welcome back!

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✨ Stay tuned — sign-ups are coming soon! 🔖 Follow this blog for updates 📌 Tag your posts with #GelphieBigBang2025 so we can find and boost your work

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Helen Richardson my girlqueen ladyboss im sorry Jonathan Sims hates to see women having fun

I can’t listen to those parts of the soundtrack without crying

sorry but having strains of "For Good" sprinkled throughout the soundtrack, particularly during Elphie and Glinda's most important moments - essentially having it be their Theme - was a stroke of genius and definitely didn't rip my heart out every time I heard that little motif

HAPPY VALENTINES JONMARTIN

Didn’t know how to add the video and couldn’t capture with just a screenshot lmao also apologies for the poor quality

a lot of things about this are funny to me:

1. This being his first tweet since December 13th

2. Why is he saying this. Like same but did he feel so strongly about wanting to walk in a snowy pine forest that he simply must tweet about it. Cozy cottagecore tangotek

3. The previous tweet in question is Ladies and Gentlement. Suck It GTWScar