Kallura/Plance Season 8 Fanfic Challenge/Request

YEAH BOOOOOOYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

Can u do kallura and number 21 on your nsfw list

HELLS YEAH BUDDY

Allura's booty is the best! Just sexy enough for Keith to massage it.

who has a better ass? Allura, keith, or shiro?

Oh jesus DONT DO THIS TO ME I CANT CHOOSE WHOSE ASS IS BEST, I’D CLIMB THEM ALL LIKE A TREE.

Well, y’all, I lost again.

I still haven’t seen the Avengers Endgame yet but in this movie and the MCU, Romanogers isn’t canon in this universe when Black Widow sacrificed herself for Hawkeye to get the soul stone and Captain America decided to stay in the past to be with Peggy Carter. So I’ve taken another L. But I’ve been through that before when it comes to ships in TV and movies. Lion-O didn’t end up with Cheetara in Thundercats 2011, Superman and Wonder Woman’s romantic relationship along with New 52 got retconned in favor of that dreaded Rebirth and my all time favorite Kallura along with all the ships didn’t end up the endgame, the moment when Princess Allura briefly dated Lance and then sacrificed herself to save the universe and all of reality. I guess when it comes to the ships I like, I ended up losing. The only time I won is when Korrasami became canon on the Legend of Korra in 2014. To be honest, I don’t know what to say anymore at this point. The only way I’ll keep those ships alive is through fanfic. Until they make more shows where my favorite ships will be the endgame in the future, they’ll always be canon in my head and more importantly, my heart. Until next time....

Since Voltron Legendary Defender is gonna conclude with Season 8, here’s a Queen song dedicated to the series finale. Enjoy!

My Reaction to VLD Season 8.

I have to be completely honest with all y’all. When the 8th season of Voltron Legendary Defender came out, I skipped it to the final episode and boy was I pissed, angry, sad and heartbroken. The entire show became another reboot epic fail like Thundercats 2011. Not only that Kallura didn’t become canon in the end when the creators of the show paired Allura with Lance, they killed her off for their own petty reasons. In the end of the Shipping Wars, it turned out that all ships are casualties and the fandom lose. So yeah, we took a major L. Nobody wins in the end.

I decided that from now on until someone makes another Voltron cartoon that’ll top that monstrosity that is Voltron Legendary Defender, I’ll stick with the original Voltron from the 80′s and Go Lion from Japan because they are a million times better than that damn reboot from Netflix because seasons from 4 all the way to the 8 turned it into biggest piece of crap and all the characters have been botched very badly, mainly Keith and Allura! Sorry. I’m just gettin’ it out of my system.

And yeah, we were wrong for being toxic fans over characters and ships. One day, we’ll be better human beings and fans. Season 8 has been our punishment for behaving the way we did. We’ll try hard to make sure that it never happens again. So....our bad!

And to Lauren Montgomery and Joaquim Dos Santos, I must speak on behalf of the Voltron fandom since 1984 when I say that you didn’t ruin our childhood,both of y’all broke all of our hearts and make us love, cherish and appreciated the original Voltron Defender Of The Universe even more because it’ll always be better than your creation Voltron Legendary Defender. Thanks but no thanks. And you get millions of middle fingers and smiles from us as our way of showing how much we appreciated y’all and how much effort you put into it. Nuff said. 

It’s about time you address a huge elephant in a room!

🔥 LANCE ROASTS

I’m so hopped up on meds that I can’t fucking read

Hooo boy *rubs hands together* 

Lance has literally no angst. He’s insecure? Well you know what? Insecurities are the most common thing when you’re a teenager, he’s not special in that regard

I’ll get roasted on this one but his possessive jealousy towards Allura is not healthy. Keith, Matt, and Lotor have all fallen prey to it and he has no right to act the way he does. Allura deserves better. 

He bullies Keith, there’s no sugar-coating that. Keith is better than him at something and he’s rude to the guy. Deflate your ego son and apologize to him, that’d be nice. Because if he’d said what he said to Keith about wanting to usurp the leadership position when he’s clearly grieving, he’d be missing a few teeth, just saying. It’s not sexual tension, it’s just Lance being an asshole. 

Everyone calls Keith a hot-head but I’ll tell you right now, Keith isn’t the one starting fights for literally no reason. That would be Lance. 

Black Paladin Lance sucks. He’s not mature enough nor does he seem to understand how much of a heavy burden the position is. There’s nothing fresh or exciting about him leading, he’d hate it once he realized what the position means. Yes I know he’s grown A LOT but he’s a better second in command. You can see him being that for Keith and to an extent Shiro. 

I’m fine with bi or pan Lance, but that would still mean that he has a STRONG preference to women. 

5x02: He literally tried to send Lotor to his death because of his boner and jealousy. That is probably the most monstrous thing he’s ever said so I don’t wanna hear how pure or good he is. He’s done and said some legitimately fucked up things and I’m so tired of this fandom overlooking it but ripping into another character for doing that one thing that one time 

This is more of a roast for his rabid stans: He’s not a depressed and sad boy, just because he’s a POC doesn’t exempt him from criticism, and aside from him needing to do something about his jealousy problems…he doesn’t need much else. He’s second-in-command, has a sword, very skilled at long-range, and he’s the jack of all trades. He’s an every man. Nothing wrong with that. 

Send me a “ 🔥 “ for an unpopular opinion.

Kiss From A Rose

The real love song for Keith and Allura.

Sweet!!!

Natasha & Diana wearing their Bae’s shirts

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