I Can Hear The Electricity In My Laptop Charger. It Makes Me Want To Vivisect Myself.

How did soda companies convince me to willingly drink brown water? The water color my ancestors avoided bc make sick?? But now in pretty colorful container it’s good? Clean? Safe to drink?

Wild.

im so fuckin excited ya girl just got a big ass bag of hot cheetos. life is good again.

Soulmate AU

Where your soulmate and you spark (it feeels like joy, it doesn’t hurt) when you touch the first time. It’s enough to clearly be seen, but only is about the size of their palms.

The sparks return even more intensely when the two are completely in love and the relationship is healthy. The sparks cover wherever you touch.

The longer you have the spark, the better you get at controlling them, bc always having sparks is like bragging. Being able to surge sparks at will takes at least 5 years of practice to master.

Accidentally found a GOLDMINE of a ship. 11/10. I’m doing great. Will be unreachable for the foreseeable future.

FINALLY PICKED MY HALLOWEEN COSTUME YALL

I’m gonna be Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way

“Yeah this was done by the power of who gives a fuck. It’s definitely a fuckin prank by the trickster god because this so-called god definitely doesn’t exist. I’m not falling for the prank. I’ll take the power but I’m not giving in. The dedication is funny with all the setup temples and fake followers but nope. I’m gonna be the first person to beat the trickster god at their own game. Fuck you and your imaginary pantheon, I’m a warlock I will not be a cleric.”

Put a twist on Clerics by having to gods give power to everyone who doesn't worship them.

Tumblr crazy will come back 4 years later with a post like “hey y’all so actually I don’t care about this topic at all anymore turns out I needed to be on mood stabilizers 💀”

and tiktok is like “so this account that you knew from last year? The one with that one joke who then made merch? Yeah they’ve been jailed for felony tax evasion and are on the sex offenders list now”

Tumblr insanity is practically in the terms of service but tiktok tries to be “the voice of the people” and a “tool for advocacy” so often that you get this righteousness and evangelical approach to social media and misinformation versus tumblrs jokes and meta discourse.

Tumblr knows what it is and who it’s for, tiktok is trying to be the only social media platform and is failing at that.

tiktok is such an awful app, it's almost designed to feed you misinformation and expose you to insane discourse. unlike beloved tumblr, the app that feeds me misinformation and exposes me to insane discourse

okay so now I have a new ot3

It never occurred to me that this perfect child:

is the result of THIS OT3:

AND

AHHHHH

Hyperfocus my beloved welcome back. God this is fantastic. Bye y’all I got SHIT TO DO. I’m gonna get EVERYTHING done. I feel like a GOD.

Went to my favorite coffee shop to be productive and work and I forgot my headphones. Life is pain.