My Blood Type? Uhhhh

FINALLY PICKED MY HALLOWEEN COSTUME YALL

I’m gonna be Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way

Further proof that I am a sensory seeker above all else. I shouldn’t like this yogurt. I know objectively that liking it is wild. But. Hear me out. This yogurt

Tastes EXACTLY

Exactly like this smells. I know you can smell it. The public restroom soap. The sweet one.

And objectively I know this should make me gag, but instead it’s scratched an itch I didn’t know I had. It’s not good? But it’s certainly interesting and was on sale at Costco, plus it fits into my meal plan so best believe I’m finishing the entire case and possibly repurchasing it. That’s all. Happy new year tumblr dot com.

Respectfully I would die if that happened to me.

Or if someone god forbid made it to my fyp recommending my fics.

Absolutely not. I refuse that level of being perceived.

Let me scream into the void and have the void scream back, sure, but someone recording the screams?? Nah. Those screams are for this hellsite and this hellsite only.

I just saw one of my tumblr posts on my fyp that was the biggest jumpscare of my fucking life 😭

The return to the closelands begins

guys i return from the farlands in about 8 days!!!

The only reason I’m back is to see how long until I get *that* gif on my feed thanks to the new update. 👀

This site permanently ruined my humor and rewired my neurons but it’s unlike anywhere else and I refuse to leave.

I’ll be scrolling innocently and come across

“robert-pattinsons-favorite-fleshlight just posted

‘The important takeaway is the theme of growth: both emotional and physical which is contrasted by the two protagonists and is CENTRAL to why they later grow apart. While one gains the physical strength they both sought out, he mentally stops growing as evidenced by his immaturity relative to his friend, who struggles with the hard labor they both are forced into. Instead of growing in stature, he mentally is more aware of the societal prejudices they battle and gains a better sense of the world around him, whilst outwardly looking the same as the beginning of their journey, he has left behind his friend from childhood who is mentally trapped in the past and his prejudice that he learned as a child. Furthermore—“

This place has shaped me so much as a person I can pull that kind of nonsense out of my ass on command.

And I’m supposed to just accept that and move on?? Where else would allow this content to exist? And for free?

Wild to think about who I’d be without my brain developing in real time here.

I’m shocked honestly. Wdym that url is available. After Twilight and Batman? Still? Fascinating.

Soulmate AU

Where your soulmate and you spark (it feeels like joy, it doesn’t hurt) when you touch the first time. It’s enough to clearly be seen, but only is about the size of their palms.

The sparks return even more intensely when the two are completely in love and the relationship is healthy. The sparks cover wherever you touch.

The longer you have the spark, the better you get at controlling them, bc always having sparks is like bragging. Being able to surge sparks at will takes at least 5 years of practice to master.

Sobbing over “we were girls together” again

Forget KageHina

THIS IS THE NEXT SHIP THAT NEEDS TO MAKE IT BIG

Aone x Ushijima

Such politeness,

such fluff,

bless these misunderstood boys,

they just wanna play volleyball and they're AMAZING,

bara bara everywhere,

I SHIP THIS OKAY JOIN ME

Hey OP I haven’t been recruited yet but that’s the dimension I’m in. They’re our BBEG.

Being recruited to keep various relics and artifacts safe from a dimension hopping organization known only as "The British Museum".