Dumbass-smolgayitalian - ...

I don't know what god I pissed off to land myself in this forsaken state but I fucking hate florida and I don't know what sadistic little bitch decided to green light my demonic foreshadowing but I dOnT lIkE tHiS nO-

I went to get food and there was a cockroach in with my forks

If god wanted me dead so bad he didn't have to make me wanna be the not living cuz ✨bug✨ bitch your god strike me down yourself

I don't know why but my sleep deprived brain just read this as P.M. supernova

Hey @pmseymourva..?

I keep trying to be silent cuz my roommates like to sleep in but god forbid you have to get up for any reason ciz if I shift my wait even slightly my bed bed starts creaking like the joints of en elderly man

Taking trains is weird cuz sometime there are so many extra seats you can have 4 all to yourself without being an ass hole and sometimes the trains so packed that getting early means getting some Prime Restate on the fucking ✨floor✨ cuz several assholes have decided to man spread so much that they take up 3 fucking seats with their feet and luggage while an elderly woman death stares them for the entire hour long ride-

Murder is bad you say

Yes I agree...that being said the 1% holding all the wealth and knowingly letting the populous die makes them mass murderers and if we would give Bundy the chair then musk and Gates should be teated in kind.

I never thought I would be proposed to by a telemarker but I guess sometimes things happen???

One second your trying to tell someone your too young for Medicare please stop calling the next they ask if your single then propose cuz your voice sounds nice? Only for it to end with them flirting for 10 minutes while trying to arrange a date from half way across the country.