Incorrect Bob's Burgers Quotes 4

Silly Tina Belcher Headcanon

She texts her hearts with 8s instead of 3s so they look more like butts. For example, like this <8 or this 8> (very versatile XD) Also, her favorite number is 8 in general because it's the number that looks most like a butt. It's her favorite also because of the infinity symbol and it rhymes with fate.

What are you talking about? That’s just a regular platypus. he doesn’t even have a hat!

*seconds later*

Gasp! Perry the Platypus!

i can’t believe perry the platypus made an appearance on the most riveting episode of su in about a solid 6 months we know who the real hero is here

Kiyoko Hata | Pink

That Hey Arnold Sneak Peak In A Nutshell

Do you know Arnold?

Arnold!? I love that guy! He watered my crops, raised my children, cured my depression, and hydrated my skin.

So while I was looking for good screenshots of Katie from Tina's art class in the episode (Thought she was a cool character design and might use her later, who knows), "Bad Tina" I stumbled upon these frames.

Zeke (and the two girls) appear to be the first to look at Tina announcing her "Buttloose" story. The line around Zeke's eye makes him look shocked and/or nervous (I mean, I would be too if I just heard I was featured in an erotic story XD). My point is Zeke noticed Tina talking before Jimmy Jr. and I'll take what I can get. It's the barest minimum of crumb but I still count it as Zekina. XD Don't worry, Zeke you don't even touch booty in the story. You're just the first to receive cafeteria slop. Tina stayed true to your boob man nature in her story. XD

(Still doesn't change the fact he pointed and laughed at her when she ended the story. His only saving grace for that was he immediately pointed and laughed at Tammy and helped Gene and Louise draw attention to the fact Tammy farted. Kids are so brutal lol) Anyway, just wanted to talk about this because I thought it was neat that even in this season 2 episode, Zeke still noticed Tina first before Jay Ju. XD

The Sohmas (Fruits Basket) as Birthstones based on the month corresponding with their cursed member of the Chinese zodiac:

I decided to make this because to me “Fruits Basket” was the “Steven Universe” for me before I even watched the latter show. Tohru is kind of like Steven in a way, healing lost broken things/people with their kindness and loving nature. Tohru even has a dead mother and lives with 3 other people. That’s pretty much it though.

One reason why I’m doing this is because I wanted to make a “Steven Universe” version of this anime since anime is definitely smiled upon in that show. So in my headcanon the show in that universe will be called Fruit Salad (call me out if you can think of a better title). Instead of turning into animals when stressed or hugged by the opposite sex, they will turn into their true form as aliens from another galaxy. So there’s no need to worry them being naked when they change back. That’s pretty much all I got for now considering it’s just a headcanon of an anime within a cartoon show.

 So here’s the list so far.

Hatsuharu – Garnet (Gem Placement: nose, forehead, chest, left hand, or right hand)

Kisa – Amethyst (Gem Placement: stomach or back)

Momiji – Aquamarine (Gem Placement: chest, stomach, or back)

Hatori – Diamond (Gem Placement: one of his eyes, forehead, or back)

Ayame  - Emerald (Gem Placement: chest, neck, tongue, or uvula)

Isuzu – Pearl (Gem Placement: chest or nose)

Hiro – Ruby (Gem Placement: forehead or neck)

Ritsu – Peridot (Gem Placement: stomach or back)

Kureno – Sapphire (Gem Placement: stomach)

Shigure – Opal (Gem Placement: forehead or neck)

Kagura – Topaz (Gem Placement: chest, right hand, or left hand)

Yuki – Turquoise (Gem Placement: forehead)

Kyo – Bloodstone (because of his beads for is bracelet were from bones and some were dipped with blood. Not to mention that it was a stand-in for the March birthstone. This is one of the closest months to February, the month of the Tiger. Tiger being a feline that should be quite fitting for the unofficial year of the cat) (Gem Placement: Nose, chest, right hand, or left hand)

Akito -  Serpentine (SNEOPLE!) (Gem Placement: forehead)

 This are not set in stone (pun intended). This is just a basis for what their gems need to be to fit with their cursed years. If you want to help find a gem that truly fits them and still corresponds with their animal month. Here’s something to help. Just search the stones for their following signs (except for Kyo and Akito. They’re the rebels).

 Hatsuharu – Capricorn

Kisa – Aquarius

Momiji – Pisces

Hatori – Aries

Ayame  - Taurus

Isuzu – Gemini

Hiro – Cancer

Ritsu – Leo

Kureno – Virgo

Shigure – Libra

Kagura – Scorpio

Yuki – Sagittarius

 Just to be clear I’m going by their cursed dates, not birthdates (if I was there would have been 4 rubies and 2 garnets). Be free to help decide where all their gem placements should be. Just keep in my mind that “gem placements = personality influence” is the unspoken canon of the Steven Universe show.

Thank you for reading and have a blessed day.

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Guess whose birthday it is!!!!!!!!! Happy birthday, my darling @theangrypomeranian !!!!!!! I made this (really) rough, short but sweet animation of the night he sang their song...

Sally, I've not known you for very long but i can just see from your writings and the times we've talked that you're an incredible, talented, sweet person. I know this isn't much, but I really wanted to do something special for you, since you yourself are a special person. I'm glad to have you in my life and be friends with you 💜🫂 never stop doing what you love, my dear.

Nothing is really official yet. It’s should be “Janaldo”. But I’ve been just doing “Jane Ronaldo”

Quick somebody tell me what ronaldo and janes ship name is

The Moment Zeke Saw Tina Differently Headcanon

In Bob's Burgers, it's clear that Zeke has feelings for Tina. When they started is up for debate though. @tacosandtouchtanks proposes that Zeke started having a crush on Tina a little before the season 5 episode, "Friends with Burger-fits" the episode that implied he had a crush on her in the first place. I'm inclined to follow that line of thinking as well because I refuse to think Zeke realized he had a crush on Tina before the season 4 episode, "Presto Tina-O". Zeke was at his worst in that episode and it still makes me mad seeing Jimmy Jr and Zeke laugh at Tina's anger (a bunch of jerks both of them, I had so many moments of being belittled when I got angry so it cut me deep seeing a character I kin go through the same).

I believe the moment Zeke starts to see Tina differently is in the season 5 episode, "Tina and the Real Ghost". Instead of getting mad that Tina would prank them in an already scary cemetery, Zeke would be super impressed by her and laugh it off later about how good she got him and the rest. More than that, he could have also been touched by her speech. While he had a lot to process about his contribution to Jeff and how he desperately wanted to believe in an afterlife, there was also Tina's reason. It's possible he could have thought later on how sad it was that all this started because Tina wanted to feel like she deserved more attention than the dismissiveness Jimmy Jr. did. Zeke couldn't understand why Jay Ju was so flaky with Tina. Zeke knew JJ liked Tina, heck he even tried to help him win her back from Josh.

Sure, Tina was creepy at times, awkward, and a fuddy-duddy. Still, even a weirdo like Tina didn't deserve to be taken for granted like that. He would give anything to have a girl like Tina like him like she likes Jay-Ju. Wait what?! What was he saying? There was no way he had a crush on Tina. This is Tina he was talking about. Sure he helped her and her siblings out in the past but he would have done that for any of his friends. After that denial, his mind would begin to recontextualize every interaction he had with her in the past. Once he was done with that he would have opened his eyes to the truth and he would have said, "Oh crap, I do like her!" While he wasn't going to deny his feelings now, there wasn't much he could do about it as long as Tina and Jimmy Jr. had whatever they had going on. Zeke was never one to give in and be a quitter though. So for now, he will just be carrying his lavender-scented torch for Tina. He doesn't plan to keep his feelings hidden, but he also won't let his feelings dictate him to not pursue other options either. His metaphorical torch will always be lit at his bedside giving him hope for the future, but won't stop him from living his best life in the present.

Once he found out that night he had a crush on Tina he would have hoped that love would be like gas and pass very soon. Little did he know love was more like appendicitis. Later, Zeke would be fine with Tina doing whatever she needed to do to figure herself out because he was confident about who would be the one to come out on top in the end. One way or another he was going to get her. One thing is for certain is that Zeke would be sure to make more of an effort to pay attention to Tina after the Jeff incident and it shows in Oeder Games. XD

Has Zeke ever given Louise a nickname yet? I think in the episode "Stuck in the Kitchen with You" they even made it a point that Louise is the only one without a nickname from Zeke. Tina got Tina Girl, Gene got G-man (which may or may not be a half-life reference. I have no idea but it would be cool if it was) but Zeke just called Louise by her first name. This is either out of respect because Louise probably would hate it or he's still workshopping one.

I think the closest we got is him calling her an angel in the "Friends with "Burger-Fits" episode, which I can assure you that Louise would definitely hate being called regularly. XD

Either way, this leads to me making my headcanon of Zeke's nickname for Louise.

Lil Lou

It's a reference to Little Lulu (I think the theme song fits Louise just don't look into the original one) which I can see Zeke watching as part of those bargain, classic, cartoon compilation DVDs. He takes one listen to the theme song and he's like, "Eeyup, that's Louise!"

Whether Louise hates the nickname or not I still haven't decided yet. I just feel comfortable with the nickname headcanon regardless.