Woah Mama, You Can Come Out If You're An Egg, We're Really Accepting Here

it ok to not be ready

I just found out it isn't

i thought your url was smegmascott for the longest

opinions on IHNMAIMS?

WOAH MAMA. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO WOAH MAMA YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORDS WOAH MAMA WERE ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE MAMA I WOAH FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. WOAH MAMA. WOAH MAMA.

my boyfriend has a bass guitar and just hear me out what if he played a johnnie guilbert song on it i think id genuinely pass out because oh fuckkk that yeah omg i love my boyfriend and also johnnie guilbert but my boyfriend more

Bury your face into my shoulder while I finger you

chat I need lazy morning make outs that lead to soft sex with her right now or i’m gonna go absolutely insane

Just... Waow

ohh yeah im a real piece of shit 👍 job please

building legos date interrupted by 3 hour make out session

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