Lore (:

That moment when your phone doesn’t charge ):

~Why do you have a phone on your head/as your head?

Good question! How about I show you (: He sounds cheerful but the vibe is very off It’s like he’s threatening you

long before time the first spinjitsu

Idk what this is referring to jdjdjjfjdue, have a picture of monkeys though

So no doors?

Hello, good day, it’s me the door eating phoneguy

Do you got by any change sum doors?

“OH GOD NOT ANOTHER ONE”

I might actually redesign captain lolbit and turn them more in a oc with design

Also their accent is weird it’s like a xombo of a Texan put together with a German pirate, it’s very weird

"Ye, you can eat the lemon dude."

Great! A mouth on his chest appears as he grabs the lemon and throws it in, he makes a shiver motion ”quite sour aint it?”  # walks away shaking their head mumbling something

Better start running I'm comin' for ya'

Fun fact! Strawberries aren’t berries :D

*screaming can be heard behind etzly it sounds like bug is scaring the customers away once again*

Mr frog

one of the animatronics in the restaurant, His name is mr frog and he’s a announcer/storyteller/narrator for stuff, kinda like a mini theater. He has AI but less high tech than lolbit’s or bug’s  ones, his is mostly just to search more jokes/story’s and less personality based. Kids either love or really hate him and they tend to throw foods/drinks at him what causes his machinery to break so he has to get repaired a lot. His model is based on that of helpy and he also does the neck break thing when pushed/fallen over.

(He’s totally not a sb oc refurbished noooooo)

Idc this is a askblog I want everyone to see my son I just made

(Ps if you see the same post on corn-of-void don’t worry it’s not stolen it’s just my other acc lmao)

BENJAMIN HELP I GOT FIRED FROM MY LOCATION CAN I COME WORK AT YOURS

I mean that depends why’d you get fired. I mean I won’t have any murderers but if your boss was just a douchebag and fired you for no reason you’re welcome!