Absolutely Horrid That A 10hr Sleep Does Not Cure You Of All That Ails You

“What a ridiculous creature. Happy that I put butter on his sandwich. As if I wouldn’t make the world spin backwards if I thought he’d like it better that way.”

I could genuinely cry what the fuck

□ single □ taken ☑ stressing everyday about my future

👏👏👏

happy fucking birthday to the light and joy of my life tyrannus basilton grimm pitch!!! give it up for the birthday boy. i love you baz 🫶

the sexual tension between me and a tattoo i don’t have money for right now

WE'RE FUCKED

Everyone keeps saying "four years" as if we are not living in a christo fascist oligarchic dictatorship now. I envy your optimism and naivety.

It's been three days since I originally posted this and I'm here to say

I fucking told y'all

Me with ROTTMNT, except it's usually to my bedroom wall, the bast listener ever.

It makes me happy when they listen

he's a ten but he broke ur nose in fourth year

he's a 10 but he was kidnapped by numpties