Theirs Is A Very Incendiary Corner Of The Gene Pool

mecore

How it feels to have friends and hang out with them

a tad late to the party but

hc that jesper claims to hate the the typical kerch endearments (treasure, precious, etc) so wylan uses them ironically but jesper actually secretly loves them and wylan actually is well aware that he does.

"baz would bottle simon's sweat and wear it like cologne' neither canon nor true, perhaps. a more accurate statement: under the correct circumstances (pickled in yearnings the likes of which no mere mortal has ever achieved before) i think baz COULD bottle simon's sweat and wear it like cologne'

better yet if I'm just simon irl so i don't even have to kill simon, i jst gotta find baz

Im gonna kill simon and become him so baz will love me

Or even before u post it and have someone read it and ur like: If they don't like it, Imma kms

Me, before posting a chapter on AO3: Wow. This is really good. The syntax, the inner turmoil, the grammar. Impeccable. 10/10

Me as soon as the chapter is live: yeah, no. I deserve to be shot.