I'm Like If An Eccentric Genius Was Fucking Stupid

uhm actually saying “go touch grass” is really offense because some people are allergic to grass and you’re basically telling them to kill themselves via fjdjfhskdiewnaldkskjdjenw 10;8:!/&&/ snjdjdjdjebssk xdmdmw 7 (walked into an electric fence)

"Greetings to the Universe in 55 Different Languages", a poem compiled out of messages from the Voyager spacecraft

i could never have a tail because i would be swangin that shit like crazy. ohhh i love this pottery museum theres so many awesome pots. dont pet my head or ill cause millions in damages

guide, anew.

Begging Staff to let me get a look at how the fuck does Tumblr's algorithm work

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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

anyone else go from an "omg yaoi o///o" kid to a "yaoi is a fetishizing genre repackaging gay love in a way that caters to problematic cishet women" teen to a "have a merry yaoi christmas everybody" adult

Lord give me testosterone to change the things I can, and alcohol to accept the things I can't. Amen

*slowly removes my heart-shaped sunglasses* i beg your fucking pardon