“are you okay” no, next question
When you tell your friend a really bad pun;
Please don’t actually do this. I’ll let you have anything in the movie theater if you just don’t drop your pants in front of the crowd of people
When you’re going to the movies and you have to sneak all of your snacks in your asshole and your friend asks for a bottle of water:
When my cousins and I were little, we enjoyed throwing this catchphrase around while posing. :’D
this is the money ammy. reblog for blessed funds
It’s January 13th! That means it’s Hunk’s birthday!! To celebrate, here’s a look at three versions of our favorite sunshine boy <3
Julius Caesar: haha what’s up with all the knives this is a party guys lighten up Brutus, and the other 22:
If I don’t say “I’m gay” at least once a day Elton John will come to my house and confiscate my Gay Card
It’s hard having the soul of a sugar daddy but the wallet of a college student.
I want to buy people things they want and I want to send people money for bills on occasion but
When stressed and angry, draw alice