Duuuuude I Am So Cunty And Awesome And My Eyes See Wonder In The World That Most Cannot And My Outfits

god didn’t make me a man bc he knew that if i was one i’d be a male manipulator performative clairo listener matcha drinking thrift addict and too many of those is harmful to the ecosystem

MAY!!! ITS MAY!!! LIFE IS SO WORTH LIVING!!! guys may-august are THE BEST months oh my god i love spring and summer and everything that comes with it holy shitttt

“cats can’t claw self portraits” god forbid my cat is artistically gifted???

(context- i cut a cats face onto my thigh while i was in my insane era and it’s scarred and isn’t going away like at all)

me after eating a fatass porkchop for dinner with my bare hands

today is so north by clairo like soundwise idk it doesn’t make sense,,today is just super duper clairo. also bags recorded at electric lady studios that one too

I get so sad when I see road kill like they were probably just trying to cross the street to their babies and they just got ran over 🙁

me when i complete a successful function and become closer w my friends whilst doing it. big win for alan i only fumbled like one social cue and also i laughed for at least 6 out of the 7ish hrs i was there SO PEAKKKK i have awesome friends holy shitballs

addison rae releasing an album on my birthday feels like a hate crime i despise her so much oh my god and all my friends glaze her make it STOP

taking antibiotics 4 times a day so my flesh doesn’t rot off ♥️ is this coquette

a bitches period will be a couple days late and they start thinking they’re the next virgin mary (i’m bitches. i am frightened)