cowboy makig me ride his gun... cowboy making me grind on his boot... cowboy tying me up with his lasso and forcing room temperature beer down my throat... mgmtmsmam
When we’re both kinda sex averse but pent up so we have to just beat the shit out of each other to get the energy out
im actually really condescending during sex LOL ill say shit like
"youre actually wet right now?"
"jesus christ why are you so wet?"
"that slid in way too fast, man."
"i like you better when you're quiet."
"shut the fuck up, dude."
i dont even do it to like.. be kinky. i just do it. i think im just mean spirited when im in the zone
if i see you like my posts im counting that as consent to hunt you
Fuck that institution and by that I mean I will fuck those in the institution
YES, I am absolutely anti-military, no doubt about it. Fuck that institution! However I do need to desperately hump a man through their unifrom pants before they fuck me with a gun in one hand and my hair in the other (for mental health reasons)
sex with a degenerate loser who's a bit mean to me
Sub topping sub topping sub topping. Please please let me fuck you. Please call me a good boy when I hit the right spot. Please listen to me whine in youre ear while I go deeper and deeper. Please please please call me a good puppy after I make you cum and let me clean It up. Please please please
hey that's me
you're a pretty cool mutual i think im gonna stab you tonight
AWE THANK YOU MOOTIE ☹️☹️ What a sweetheart . It's okay im putting on my best stabbing attire for you rn . Get the comically big knife ready