I think that we live or die under the tyranny of perfection. Socially, we are pushed towards being perfect. Physically, beautiful to conform to standards that are cruel and uncommon, to behave and lead our lives in a certain way, to demonstrate to the world that we are happy and healthy and all full of sunshine. We are told to always smile and never sweat, by multiple commercials of shampoo or beer. And I feel that the most achievable goal of our lives is to have the freedom that imperfection gives us. And there is no better patron saint of imperfection than a monster.
Happy 52nd Birthday, Guillermo del Toro! (October 9, 1964)
Jeremy Brett was easily the best Holmes
I had to download the episode and cut out this scene because I need this clip from Granadas The Speckled Band. It's the scene that made me fall in love with Jeremy Brett. <3
The laugh! The smile! This man was such a treasure. <3 <3 <3
We've got so many great fics to recommend for you this month! Some are ongoing wips, some completed longfics, and some oneshots. As always be sure to check the tags on AO3, reader discretion is advised! If you check out any of the works listed here please be sure to leave a kudos and a comment to show your support š«¶
sundays by @lumineve-isonline | E | Multi (1/1)
Sunnyside by F0xofspades | M | Multi (11/?)
divenire by @burekforsatoru | E | Sebastian/F Player (1/1)
In the Shadows by @angel-with-an-assbutt22 | E | Haley/Sebastian (1/1)
Daffodil by @nebraskashouse | M | Harvey/F Player (1/1)
If These Walls Could Talk by @hullygeee | M | Multi
Holding Water by @bunniemoth | E | Multi
Coming Around Again by @eemamminy-art | E | Alex/M Player (40/71)
In the End, It's Right by @annetastic1981a | E | Sam/Sebastian (13/13)
Winter in the Highlands by @aziminohi1992 | M | Lance/F Player (1/1)
Fenced In by @exoticlittlebird | T | Haley/Sebastian (1/1)
Slow Down ā SDV (Alex) by @neetily | E | Alex/F Player (1/1)
The Valley by @half-unread | E | Multi (11/?)
Grease Monkey by @caelwynn | E | Sterling/F Player (1/1)
Picture Perfect by @kellycataclysm | E | Harvey/F Player (1/1)
Path to Mine by Spiritedknight | G | Sebastian/F Player (3/5)
Wildflower by @superpyodan | M | Abigail/Haley (1/1)
The Heart of Apologizing by @5cs-fanart-and-misc | E | Multi (1/1)
Emerald Starling by @glazedsnail | E | Shane/M Player (1/1)
baby seasons change, but people don't by @benjineedssleep | M | Multi (4/60)
Soldier On by @ababanerb | E | Multi (10/?)
Dance, Dance!! by @lipstickandsinsstuff-blog | M | Gen | (1/1)
We Don't Ever Talk About It by @lily-alphonse | E | Emily/Shane (3/3)
I did it! I finished one Rarepair Week prompt! Yay!
Here, have a teaser :)
Joja Workers Unite (Sam/Shane)
Since Shane and Sam can't unionize to get more time off they decide to do the next best thing: get married.
Of course, nothing goes to plan.
"I know our love is unconventional," Sam said, loud enough that half the store could've heard him. "But please, I want you to make an honest man out of me!"
Shane realized too late that Sam was only half looking at him. The other man's eyes scanned the aisle at Shane's back. And too late Shane realized there were footsteps coming towards them.
"Gentlemen, is there a problem here?" The sight of Morris, arms crossed and scowling, waited for Shane when he turned around.
"No issues. We're just--" Shane started, but Sam bumped him aside.
"I'mĀ heartbroken, bossman! I know I'm being loud but myĀ heartĀ hasĀ literallyĀ shattered. My man doesn't want to claim me!" Sam gestured to Shane with both arms.
"And this is something you need to do at work because--?"
"Love knows no time or place," Sam said with a soft sniffle. "When the spirit of love calls, you answer. And Shane answered with a 'no'."
"Samson, I have no idea what that means and quite frankly I'm losing my patience," Morris deadpanned.
"He won't marry me, boss! My work hubs won't put a shell on it!"
"This is startling news for so many reasons," Morris said. "Not least of which is that Joja discourages employee fraternization."
"WellĀ IĀ have no idea whatĀ thatĀ means!" Sam was getting more worked up by the minute.
Their conversation went around in circles for a while longer and Shane couldn't be bothered to follow it. Shane started coming around somewhere in there, though, because some time off wouldn't be the worst thing. Most of his PTO had been spent nursing colds or sleeping off hangovers. He rarely used the time off for anything fun. Maybe he could take Jas on vacation? She'd been bugging him to go to the beach to collect shells, too, even though it was cold. They could do both with the time fake marrying Sam would buy him.
Shane cleared his throat. The two men stopped bickering and stared at him.
"Sam... uh... Samson? Yeah. Okay." He took a steadying breath before he faced Sam head-on. "I can see now that you're so passionate about... our love? I didn't think you were serious, but now I know... Now... yeah, I do know. So I accept your proposal."
Check out the whole fic on AO3!
So far my 30s have been like a second childhood.
I came out. Iām reconnecting with things that brought me joy as a kid. Iām rediscovering myself on my own terms and gearing up for the next phase of my life.
Really looking forward to my coming of age arc in my 40s ā¤ļø
i think you can be 40 and have a coming of age narrative
Good news
Iām back on a higher dose of adhd meds
My mind is quiet again and I can focus
Bad news
I have new hyperfixations that are neither my day job nor cleaning my goddamn apartment
Amazing 10/10
Iām rabid for Shane/Elliott art.
Thank you for the sustenance š
Since you guys appreciated my Elliott and Shane sketches.... Have more!!!
Someone please remind me not to write descriptions of myself when I'm depressed
Talk about an unreliable narrator jeez
Iām not a Harvey girlie yet, but my lord your art is moving the needle for me
And a follow-up pic on my Patreon.
(((Nothing spicy is going on, just a lot of exposed skin. Also I intened to draw a coochie on him but decided against it and he's covering between his legs but it's gonna look kinda odd there's no bulge like there's no volume behind it. I also rarely do semi-detailed, rendered stuff like this, so I wanted to give people a fair warning just in case. šµ Consider tossing a coin to your broke-ass artist? šāØ)))
Is this the inverse of the Tiffany problem?
Iām watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says āthatās not a real name, but alrightā which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80ās and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know
Omg the Dwarf is so cute I just wanna snuggle them~
As usual, they are all on my red bubble, ready to be stuck onto whatever your heart desires
Finally, I drew the other half of the cast, it took a long time and a lot of effort, but here they are. I might make a third post where they're rearranged to make more sense and sell those as prints on Red Bubble. This was a lot of fun, I'm not sure if I will, but I might do expanded if this gets enough traction
Previous post Commission info Red Bubble
Close ups:
And thats them all! Hope y'all enjoyed