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You know that would be funny…

Jaune: And then I said… "That's not a deer. That's my grandma!!"

Blake: *Laughing* Oh man, that's funny.

Jaune: *Smiles* Thank you.

Blake: You know…

Jaune: Hm?

Blake: Since we're talking about funny things.

Jaune: Yeah?

Blake: It would be really funny if you pretended to be a chair and just, like, let me sit on your face.

Jaune: *Begins to slowly walk away* Um...

Blake: That would be, like... Sooo funny, right?

Jaune: *About to break out in a sprint* Y-Yeah sure. Hey, look I remembered I had something to do with Pyrrha. So… *start running*

Blake: *She ties his legs with her lasso* Where are you going, Jaune?

Jaune: Please! I don't want to be suffocated to death!!

Blake: A lot of people would kill to be in your position

Jaune: Well, let them have it!!

Blake: Sorry, but your face is the only one I want~💕 *She starts pulling on her lasso*

Jaune: *Scratching the floor with his nails* Please have mercy! MERCY!!

The Venn diagram between people who do drugs and people I’m friends with is a circle

WOW😳

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

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Hahahahahahaha

Au 7# The gag Au where Roy is drunk genius

My humor is awful…anyway after this is Ed is like, fine if you’re so smart Roy, then bring back Al’s body! And drunk Roy is like, fucking easy peasies, grabs a piece of chalk and draws the most ridiculous array on the floor with a stick figure smiling in the middle.

When prompted about the happy stick man Roy is just like, dude…you don’t want Al’s body to come back all sad, do you? He then throws some rubber bands into the circle with a bottle of rum, activates the circle and BAM, theres Al body.

Ed and Al freak out, Hughes is just laughing and Roy just wavers and says, I’m so happy for you guys…now I’m going to go over here and throw up until I die. Meanwhile the truth is sitting there with a bottle of rum and rubber bands, like…what the fuck is going?

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For some reason, I wonder what aliens think of sky diving, I like to think like this (H is human) (A is alien)

A: human... I did some research, and I have a question

H: Sure, ask away

A: What is "sky diving"

H: Oh, it's a sport where we get in a plane, fly very high... And jump

A:YOU WHAT!?!

H: We jump, but don't worry, we can land safely

A: oh thank god... So, you use some kind of gravitation device? Or use some technological device to land slowly?

H: Uhhh, not exactly....

A: .... Human... What exactly do you use....

H: ...

A: Human, what... Exactly... Do you use?

H: a backpack with a bunch of fabric... Sometimes silk....

A: ...

H: ...

A: YOU USE CLOTHING, TO STOP YOUR FALL, AFTER JUMPING OFF SEVERAL THOUSAND FEET UP!?

H: Yeah, but it's a different kind of fabric you know...

A: ... Okay, but what do you do if the fabric breaks, or if it gets tangled

H: ... Enjoy the view?

A: ... I still don't know why you aren't extinct

Yea it's like that alot like women pants are so specific beacus the take in matter the waist hip and other stuff but men pants only waist

i’m so angry because when i first bought women’s pants as a child i went through 10 stores trying different cuts and brands to find the right size that fit until i found out ONLY Old Navy fit me right, and then i go to fucking Khols for men’s jeans and grab whatever off the shelf and everything fits the same no matter what cut or brand. what the hell?

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