My Mom: Keep Her Entertained

My mom: keep her entertained

Someone: why?

My mom: she just fucking dies of boredom-

Someone: w h a?

Me: *fucking dies*

lol

I don't take naps... I simply die unintentionally and rise up again when my dad gets home from work

And that happens three or four times a day at most and the cause is most of the time just boredom

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1 year ago

I need heko

Pleade halp

Playing totoke debunker okay

Oky

Halo plard

I Need Heko
I Need Heko
I Need Heko

9nly two of those I have guess which ones lmoa

I need slpee niogyt


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2 months ago

Hey there 🌍💙

I hope you're doing well. Today, I’m reaching out with a heartfelt request. My family is going through an incredibly difficult time, and I need your help to make our story heard.

🔄 A simple reblog of my pinned post can spread awareness.

💖 A small $5 donation could bring hope where it’s desperately needed.

@nasergz

Even the smallest act of kindness can create ripples of change. Your support means the world—thank you for standing with us! 🙏✨

I can reblog your story! 😊 however, donating...not so much 😞

I'm sorry that your family is going through a difficult time and I'm sorry I can't do much to help your family


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1 year ago

Advice from my mom part 1-

"Don't be a drag, be a queen(king/royalty)"

-My mom last night


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1 year ago

D o o t D o o t ?

W h a t ?

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

1 year ago

Soukoku in two Universes-

One got stuck in a book at some point...

BSD and BTA I'm looking at you..

not explaining a thing if you know you know


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1 year ago

Random BTA scenes no context

The context failed to arrive like the *spoilers* of Osamu Dazai

Random BTA Scenes No Context
Random BTA Scenes No Context

That's it two scenes I thought were funny

No context just like *spoilers*


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3 months ago

Educating myself with Bram Stoker

Listen, listen I'm mostly listening to Bram Stoker's Dracula because Gothic literature seems interesting to me and I want to learn how to write it. So reading Bram Stoker and Edgar Allan Poe yippee

However, I also want to learn exactly how Bram Bram's ability works in BSD so let me do my homework in peace

Next I'll find an Audio book for Osamu Dazai or Ryuunosuke Akutagawa maybe probably

I know for a fact at some point I'm going to benge read all of Chuuya Nakamura's work I can find on poetry Foundation because I literally have no life


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1 year ago

So...

I have decided to ask my english teacher if she had any works by Edgar Allan Poe (to bsd fans I mean the real life author) she said she doesn't in the classroom but she might have something at her house and that she has been giving a lot away (she's retiring soon so that explains that)

Do I know what that means?

Absolutely not and I'm not going to pretend like I do

All I know is I get to cry because she doesn't have any works and I get to search the internet for his works ;;


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1 year ago

Geometry test coming up :( have whatever this is

Vnc meet bsd

Atsushi: so you guys are vampires?

Noè: yes

Vanitas: Non

Atsushi: Chuuya?! Verlaine?!

Chuuya, from a distance: he said no!

Atsushi: *to chuuya* thank you! * to Vanitas* but you're a vampire doctor?

Vanitas: Oui

Atsushi: Chu-!

Dazai, tired of atsushi screaming: he said yes

Atsushi: than- how do you know French?

Dazai: I uh.. Uhm...

Vanitas: ohhhhhh

Noè: Vanitas... No

Vanitas: Vanitas yes

Noè: that's not how this works?

Atsushi: well? Dazai? How do you know French?! You said you didn't know!

Dazai: *cough* just that word..

Atsushi: you two! Something in French please

Vanitas: Noè est rouge

Atsushi: What did he say?

Dazai: idk something about something?

Atsushi: okay then

Noè: *slow processor* I'M NOT RED?!

Vanitas: *dies of laughter*

Dazai+Atsushi: *confused*


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Crow attempts to human

I ramble, post art, and other things I am not a human just a raccoon in a coat and yes I'm cold thanks for asking feel free to ask questions regarding art or writing

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