Helllooo~! Here’s Some Silly Fanart Of Your Totally Legit Mail Man.

that's how dangerous starts right

The god of drug dealer. Be gay and smoke weed kid…be gay and smoke weed….

Wheeeee

Not gonna lie, this isnt as bad as i thought

@thecolorscarlettt

Compare your first and current fictional crush, I’ll start.

Sighing dramatically knowing I’m the epitome of the “shy girl that only likes bad boys” trope..

Tags: @another-delta-lover @yourfavoritecuntist @artsy-n-smartsy @artistvicky @thedorkyidiot and whoever the fuck else

silly

Stupid little gays

I make good(?) squip art and dont ship squ*pemy so you should follow me(im so good at convincing people)

i hate it when i see pretty bmc art of the squip and am like “ooh art i want to follow this person” and look through theit profile a bit and boom spuiperemy. why why must this happen life is cruel

Cuz it’s an f’d up world but it’s a two player game

i starteed watching bill and teds excellant adventure and its peak would highly reccomedn. i havent finished it yet but so far it is most excellent

kills your artblock

My art block is killing me :(

hello!! ive showed the pics of your bugs to mine and my tropical bug really liked your nobody bug (she didnt seem to enjoy his wife tho for some reason) and asked me to send you this photo

my other bug claimed to know yours? hes a bit of a liar so im not sure if the information is real

also if its true, hes a bit violent at times (now hes banned from leaving home) so if he did something to your bugs ill make sure to get him grounded

thank u!

OOP IM SORRY I PROMISE THEYRE USUALLY A LOT CHILLER THAN THIS 😭 idk whats up with them, they dont talk so i have no way of knowing what set them off like this 😔 im so so sorry omg

christine: this is my boyfriend jeremy.

christine, pointing at michael: and this is jeremy's boyfriend michael.