I'm Making A Collection

my boys

Fallen angel

Haha gay

can we get more fresh plz I’m a simp </3

Y/n: What are you doing?

Fresh: Your taxes!

Y/n: ...Why?

Fresh: I figured I would save you the stress!

Y/n: Okay, that's nice and all, but how do you know all of my financial information??

Fresh, writing down you credit card number in pink highlighter: Don't worry about it. :)

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Ink: Human you don't understand. You're harboring a dangerous creature!

Y/n: He's my roommate (CENSORED) face.

Fresh: No swearing!!

Y/n: Sorry!

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Y/n: (comes out wearing a neon green body suit)

Fresh:

Fresh: Well one if us us gonna have to change.

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Ink: I thought introducing Y/n to Fresh might show them how acting without reason could get them hurt.

Fresh: (skateboarding down a hill while also somehow wearing roller skates)

Y/n: (sitting on his shoulders screaming)

Ink: ...I made it worse I think.

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Fresh: Be honest, why do you stick around me?

Y/n: You make everything interesting. Even when we just sit here, not feeding off of each other's chaos, you make me laugh and feel comfortable.

Fresh:

Y/n: Are you crying??

Fresh: Yes I'm crying I thought you were gonna make a joke about my nine tongues-

Y/n: Oh god I'm sorry.

Fresh: I wasn't emotionally prepared broski-

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Y/n: I'd throw myself in front of a moving car for you.

Fresh: You'd throw yourself in front of a moving car for fun.

Y/n: Only if you were driving.

Fresh: I can't drive, so that's perfect!

Y/n: Nothing sexier than getting put out of my misery.

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Y/n: He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me,

Y/n: ...He love me not. :(

Fresh: I'm gonna kick the shit out of that flower-

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Y/n: Give me a hand?

Fresh: Sure!

Y/n: ...That's hilarious, but where did you find that?

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Y/n: Hello my dear heart snoogims.

Fresh: Well hi dearest cuddle bunny boo-boo bear.

Y/n: (gags)

Fresh: Ha. I win.

Save a thomas, ride a cowboy.

i shall miss you when i see you not

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rengiyuu week : day six the last mission

"who killed cock robin?"

mouthwashing broke me 😁

There is no prize to perfection… only an end to pursuit.

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