Northern Lights (1/2?)

I just found out that these dumb fucking freaks are trying to take not only my soft gay shit, but my fucking porn too. I’m sorry, but wHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING?!?! If I loose this, I have nothing to live for. That means that I am all the more willing to fucking SLAUGHTER whoever dare try and lay a fucking FINGER on my HARDCORE GAY SMUT!!!! You know, I always said that I wouldn’t write any hardcore smut until the stars aligned and I knew that nobody I knew would find my Tumblr or ao3 account, but idk anymore. I’ll be setting up a pole soon for what you guys wanna see. Fandom, type of shit, all that jazz. Wait for that update and give me some feedback on whatever deranged shit you want me to post for my first on ao3 in honor of the

I’m participating in NaNoWriMo because I hate myself. Wish me luck!!

HAPPY BARBENHEIMER DAY LOSERS!!! I’m currently out of town, so I will not be checking this site until after I see these two movies (I’m gonna be theatre hopping someday soon so don’t worry I’ll be able to rave about it soon ;) ) SO EVERYONE GO SEE BARBIE AND OPPENHEIMER IN THEATERS OKAY SEE YALL ON THE FLIP!!!!!

April 8th, 2024 - Pictures of the Eclipse and Totality from Ohio (taken from my shitty iPhone)

Not me, fucking waiting for my husband (someone im texting stuff that im not even sure constitutes as flirting) to come back from war (to respond). I though I was over thissss

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soooo I made another song fic bc apparently that’s my thing now.

so basically luffy and the gang get locked in prison. sanjis the only one not there, but when they try to get ahold of her she’s not answering.

….neither is Ace. Weird.

(it’s bc they’re trying to fuck also everyone’s genderbent cuz i ❤️ lesbians and they are my most favorite women. also zoro’s boobs save the day. plz read it)

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merry christmas or happy holidays or just happy monday to yall. drink some water, eat a cracker, and hug someone (yourself counts).

okokok now I wanna see how I can sell diff ppl on different opinions, seeing as idk who’s winning. so, some propaganda for you:

save a horse (actually the cowboy):

look, we all wanted Ace to live. after he left of after alabasta I was so ready to see more of him. and then he just had to go get his ass kicked. so, no, i do not forgive anyone for that. how do we fix our problems on tumblr?? by writing an au abt it, ofc. so, save the man. and ill make this fic like the fluffiest shit ever just cuz if an endings gonna be happy w me it’s gonna be the happiest. Sanji and Ace are just gonna be in love and it’ll be so eww.

it’s a cannon event (cowboys aren’t even that cool):

okay, a little lotta bit angsty. but who doesn’t like hurt sanji?? And in an environment where he can’t act hurt (infer all you’d like, your getting nothing outta me >:) ) means for some serious character development. And inflection galore too. Also, hurt sanji is like everyone’s cup of tea, so I don’t see why we wouldn’t kill of the bitch if he’s already dead canonically.

that’s all I could come up with now look forward to further propaganda later ;)

for OP fanfic enjoyers:

FUCKING GOD DAMMIT!!!!

Delirious, Middle-Of-The-Night Review of Moulin Rouge (+Update)

OK! HELLO! So I got to see Moulin Rouge on the 21st (today, technically) and I gotta give you my honest review. I am IN LOVE with this musical!! All I knew originally was that it was about hookers and I was excited for it in a… different way but OH. MY GOD. The music was perfection, the casting was absolutely spectacular, and don’t even get me started on the costumes or lighting. UGH!! I am head over heels for the man that played Christian and the JD vibes I got from that man. And my favorite song, El Tango De Roxanne, did NOT disappoint at all! Honestly, if you can see it you absolutely HAVE to! Annnyways, I’ve been on a whirring high at the hours of 10:50 on - 11:30 pm, so every time I’m struck with inspiration I try to wrap up my Myth May stuff. For June, I’m gonna be mass posting movie reviews (and maybe a book) for pride. It’ll be one for each week (so 5) and it should be out sometime next week. Thanks for the patience you all have had with me! Have a wonderful morning/afternoon/evening/night!

xx,

cosmicluzer 💫