Everybody Say Happy Birthday Fictional Character!!🎂🎈

I’m participating in NaNoWriMo because I hate myself. Wish me luck!!

I WOVE MY WITTLE CROW BABAS AHHH!!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Happy belated birthday to my bffffforever @magma-frog0!!

Get it, like from the Beetlejuice musical? Anyways, happy belated birthday SageGreenFrog! This little thirst goblin was the one who finally got me to join Tumblr, so if anyone has a craving for deranged smut, cute fluff, or any other type of fic for the fandoms that you can find on the first post of her account then let @magma-frog0 know! Remember to tell her I sent you!

On another note, your scheduled Myth May content will be posted BEFORE July 1st because that betrays the May part of Myth May!

I hope whoever is seeing this has a wonderful morning/day/evening/night! ‘See’ you when I ‘see’ you next!!

Lots of Love,

Cosmicluzer 💫

I’m sorry, but when the FUCK was i gonna be informed that I can’t reach ao3 because of fucking anti-lgbtq+ pussy ass TERRORISTS!! Like, what the actual FUCK?!?!?!?! Why do you care sooo much about sending my ass back into the dark ages of dumb intolerance that your taking away my only source of fucking joy in this world. If you take away my gay fanfiction, I will fucking kill you. Do not kid yourself and please just give it backkkjjjkkrgsidbfhdifbdd

Ryan Gosling performing “I’m Just Ken” at the Oscars 2024

Anyway if this post reaches 30000 notes I'll sit down and professionally film a Goncharov movie scene you can send to people who claim it's not real. This is completely serious, I've made movies before and I'm willing to do it for the memes.

Okay!!! so, I participated in @spinthetags’s holiday themed secret Santa and I had the pleasure to write for the lovely @tulip-tune! I loved all of your prompts, but Kyle being an oblivious little bugger has a special place in my heart and I just love writing children with child crushes being kids! So, I hope you enjoy, and have a wonderful holiday season!

reminder to all of my whores viewing the eclipse today:

-wear eclipse glasses. i don’t care how strong you think your eyes are, you’re gonna hurt yourself

-Aztecs thought Quetzalcoatl, a giant ass serpent, are the sun so if you don’t like snakes you better watch out cuz your next

-Mexican legend says that any pregnant woman that sees the eclipse will inadvertently cause her child’s face to get eaten by a jaguar later in life so, yknow, maybe close your eyes if superstition is your thing.

-please make sure you are aware of your surroundings. staring at the sky with dark glasses leaves you kinda vulnerable, so be by people you trust in a safe environment.

-eclipses can be seen as culturally bad, but really they are transformative. do something new, go see a friend, go on a date, buy a cake or something.

-go leave a flower on your loved ones grave or something. some Native American tradition calls this a time of mourning, so pay attention little live for those who can’t be with you to see the eclipse.

-no, this is not the end of the world. it’s just really cool.

-if your really worried that you like contracted a space disease then go and take a bath after. and if you’re not, take one just to relax. bathes are fun.

-you don’t need to have money to enjoy it. if you don’t have glasses then use something from here: https://www.statesman.com/story/news/state/2024/04/08/watch-solar-eclipse-safely-without-glasses-alternative-tree-leaves-colander-pinhole-projector-box/73242785007/#. i’ve used a colander to watch a partial eclipse and it was still awesome.

drink some water, grab your glasses, head to your lawn and enjoy the view. if you’re not in the path of totality or just won’t be seeing it at all, then enjoy the experience of knowing that’s somewhere on this planet something monumental is happening and you are alive for it.

AINT NO WAY IN HELL THIS BITCH SAID “SHARK SANJI X HORSE ZORO” 💀💀💀💀💀

I fucking love whoever said that-

Anyways I ❤️ lil Sanji’s middle finger like yass baby boy flip off your child bride.

Im sorry i need sleep but this is a genuinely beautiful idea and the art makes me giggly tysm for this.

NEW SHIPPING DYNAMIC HEHEH

(OG IDEA : @thedemises )

ALSO I drew this on Whiteboard Fox! It’s a rlly fun free web and you can even draw with other peeps!! PRETTY COOL!