Happy Gay Losers!! (+Update)

I WOVE MY WITTLE CROW BABAS AHHH!!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

you know it’s a good birthday when your fav technically rarepair tags and fanfics update but it’s both of them and not just one and it’s GOOD QUALITY SHIT TOO!!!

today was the best birthday 😎👍🎂🥳

Mr. Sandman, I itch my toe I have a rash on it and it ain’t fun bro Please get me your Vaseline Mr. Sandman, bring me a cream

Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

reminder to all of my whores viewing the eclipse today:

-wear eclipse glasses. i don’t care how strong you think your eyes are, you’re gonna hurt yourself

-Aztecs thought Quetzalcoatl, a giant ass serpent, are the sun so if you don’t like snakes you better watch out cuz your next

-Mexican legend says that any pregnant woman that sees the eclipse will inadvertently cause her child’s face to get eaten by a jaguar later in life so, yknow, maybe close your eyes if superstition is your thing.

-please make sure you are aware of your surroundings. staring at the sky with dark glasses leaves you kinda vulnerable, so be by people you trust in a safe environment.

-eclipses can be seen as culturally bad, but really they are transformative. do something new, go see a friend, go on a date, buy a cake or something.

-go leave a flower on your loved ones grave or something. some Native American tradition calls this a time of mourning, so pay attention little live for those who can’t be with you to see the eclipse.

-no, this is not the end of the world. it’s just really cool.

-if your really worried that you like contracted a space disease then go and take a bath after. and if you’re not, take one just to relax. bathes are fun.

-you don’t need to have money to enjoy it. if you don’t have glasses then use something from here: https://www.statesman.com/story/news/state/2024/04/08/watch-solar-eclipse-safely-without-glasses-alternative-tree-leaves-colander-pinhole-projector-box/73242785007/#. i’ve used a colander to watch a partial eclipse and it was still awesome.

drink some water, grab your glasses, head to your lawn and enjoy the view. if you’re not in the path of totality or just won’t be seeing it at all, then enjoy the experience of knowing that’s somewhere on this planet something monumental is happening and you are alive for it.

im gay

^pretty pony-worthy, if i do say so myself, but probs a middle school boy type-a confession

honestly, mood.

Not me, fucking waiting for my husband (someone im texting stuff that im not even sure constitutes as flirting) to come back from war (to respond). I though I was over thissss

bouncie boing boing

(you need to view the image or you'll just like the post)

Since people liked it i made a toy that works on the computer: https://nick-nonya.itch.io/trampoline-toy Have fun!

I love you bestie 🤭🤗

^give this hoe the prettiest pony you can find

@magma-frog0 bbg i love you too!!!

gobble gobble, bitches. happy late fucksgiving! hope yall told your loved ones how many fucks you give them, and know that yall have all the fucks in my heart

Ao3 being down on the FIRST DAY I have an account has to be some sort of fucked-up pipe dream. Please tell me I’m fucking joking. Complaints aside, proud of the Ao3 volunteers for not giving up on the site yet. I, along with an ass ton of other people, are rooting for you to kick whatever the fuck that is interrupting my abusive style/comfort k2 fic in its flat, tiny, puny little ass!