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Me listening to Bruno Mars at 4am

Bonnie Autism Horse

I'm not visiting you in the hospital <3

Do you feel it? The burn?

Do you hear it? The screams?

You've forsaken them.

You have forsaken me.

Stop eating 50+ year old candy

I DO WHAT I WANT FART FACE <3

“But to hear that little demon say something like that to me, while hoping to hold me captive… it was just so adorable, you see.”

This post is about kingdom hearts how tf did I tag persoa 5

Pride is nothing compared to the ernest desire to be a cop

Characterization is wild, I can tell you a character named their black cat Shadow and you'll be like "Oh they're basic" then I can tell you they order straight black coffee and you'll be like "OH! they're insane" and you'll be right both times

You are going to die. Soon.

Does anyone even use the big store candy machines anymore?? I don't even see children getting candy from them at this point but they're still keeping them stocked for some reason

Love this, this is exactly what I was talking about. Get ready for my word vomit:

Diavolo spends so much of his time admiring the exoticness of humans and being enthralled in the majestic beauty of angels that he sees his own species as less than and hates that they can't act more like one of the former.

-So he tries to force it, even just more minor things like making demons stay in their "human looks" when we all know it would be infinitely more comfortable for them to not be, or more major thinks like fully removing the demons permission to go to the human world to do classic demon bullshit that they want to do by nature..

We don't get alot of into about the "student body" but when we do it's usually them being chaotic (as you'd expect from demons) and usually excited about whatever they're being subjected to, these are demons who don't really care about anything and are just looking for their next dopamine rush, but at the same time these demons, while being the most compatible with RAD ( willing participants ), are exactly the demons Diavolo doesn't respect, demons that "give in" to natural demon attitudes, they're destructive and just trying to have a good time, the only thing that use to be expected of demons..

And all of this is only amplified when you think about the fact that Diavolo himself acts like all the demons he claims to hold in such low regards, he's chaotic, he leverages his power over people to get them to do what he wants, he manipulates peoples emotions, and he's a little bitch, (among other things-)

All ot these are classic demon behaviors that Diavolo would look down on if any lesser demon partook in

( Also let's not even get into the ranking of "LESSER DEMON" like that is so fucking disrespectful- )

Diavolo's opinions on demons feel the same as a "foreign" child being made to learn about their own culture while living in America, (I would know I was that child), they don't understand why it would be important to their parents and teachers that their culture be preserved and at their age they don't care.. The difference is that Diavolo is the literal ruler of the same species he has this opinion of and he's a grown ass adult (presumably)

As the acting ruler he says his job is to oversee the devildom or something, make sure everything is running smoothly, and I don't know who told him this but they left out a major part,

Yes while it is his job to make sure all the demon don't decide to civil war on each other, his job is also to respect his citizens, you wouldn't expect this to have to be said would you? But please remember that Diavolo is a dumbass and an asshole.

He doesn't seem to understand or atleast respect the idea that a ruler should be the biggest advocator for the culture of the land, he thinks because he's the "strongest demon in the devildom" and he was given the title ruler that he has the right to impose his will on everyone and force them into boxes and make them play his games. And he fucking does because no one is stopping him!!

I also never respected his "wish" it seems childish and misinformed, my first thought when I heard it was "why would humans be involved," while it makes plausible sense that angels and demons have beef, adding humans to the mix seems completely pointless- Mc, upon arrival to the Devildom was confused, we're even given the choice to ask if we're dreaming, also demons feel the need to hide their demonness while 8n the human world, this implies that the general human public is NOT aware of the existence of demons and probably not aware of angels either, other than witches, sorcerers and general magic users- humans as a whole take no interest in demons

When Diavolo says he has humans that show interest in his little plan he's either lying out his ass or talking about magic users who either are trying to manipulate him or want easier access to hell.. If all of Solomon's pacts are any indication of what the wider human magic community think of demons- atleast that's what I read it as-

The Angels don't respect Diavolo, Michael probably thinks he's a joke, and they are right to do so, I think the angels agreed to the program for three reasons, to size the demons up ( if a war was to happen, how good are their chances of winning?), To spy on Lucifer and his brothers, and because humans were involved (I honestly don't think the angels would just sit back and watch as Diavolo ripped some defenseless human out of their home and make them stay in hell)

Also, DIAVOLO THE DEMONS DON'T NEED TO GET MEDICAL CHECKUPS THEY HAVE MAGIC THEY CAN PROBABLY HEAL THEMSELVES YOU FUCKIN-

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(sorry if this is all rambling nonsense, I can't translate my thoughts to words like fancy ppl like you- with your "screenshots" rip)

Diavolo is kind of a shit ruler if actually you think of it from the demon populations perspective, just imagine

This fucking guy (who is essentially a millennial in demon years) comes around and starts spreading pro angel, pro human propaganda and forcing grown ass adults to go to school?

I'd be the first to try and organize a hostile takeover and get my ass ran by Lucifer and Barbatos

Also the devildom is like, so fucking dystopian and fucked up, like RAD is literally used to control the residents of hell in the most direct way possible, forcing them to wake up and attend "classes" and get punished if they take part in typical demon behavior? All in the name of their shitty rulers SON? Like wtf he's not even the king why can he do this

I'd be so mad if I was older than Diavolo and got the news that I was being forced to go to some cheap human school replica

I'd try to kill him honestly

"RAD student body" what a fucking joke those are tax payers, Diavolo

Can someone explain to me what happened on obey me twitter? I was asleep :(

I'm always gonna reblog this!

Behold, what happens when @markiplier meets Hamilton