Mark S The Type Of Guy To Get Sold To One Direction

the moon will sing a song for me

i loved you like the sun

y'all i will not stand for glasses charlie slimecicle erasure. you gaze upon his pretty new haircut and his pretty new contacts and you say "why he kindaa--" fools. all of you have been blinded from the start. he was ALWAYS "kinda." more than kinda. they may boo at me in the streets and tell me my hot take is too hot. no. i defend it with the ferocity of a madwoman: short hair square glasses charlie slimecicle was the look.

Scrunkly awkward emo teenager Messmer save me...save me scrunkly awkward emo teenager Messmer

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Our Captain doomed us all

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SEVERANCE 2.05

the severance experience really is just switching between two states of ben stiller. mr. zoolander you are going to hear from me and by that i mean you are going to feel from me because you're catching these hands and either its a handshake or a grief-ridden punch

ugh the way mark s desperately wants to believe that innies and outies are the same person to reconcile what he did with helena, but at the same time he wants to believe theyre different because ms casey isnt *his* wife, shes his outies. oh mark babygirl u are so conflicted <3

however annoyed by an elden ring boss you are, remember, they're more annoyed by you. you're a lord or god or something, 15ft tall because you're a legend, hanging out behind your Fog Wall and some goddamn little duende saunters in with 5 different glowing effects around her. she rings a stupid little gnome bell and summons the ghost of some other weird cryptid. she hits you, ok not much damage, no problem. you hit her and she seems about halfway dead. she has a little sippy of her Duende Juicebox. She has precognition of how you move so she dodges 12 swipes in a row. you finally hit her again, this time hard. she takes a little sippy of her Duende Juicebox. she's Rudely stubbing your toe this whole time because she can't reach any higher than your shin. she seems to only know like 2 moves. you completely lose track of how many Sippies of her Duende Juicebox she takes after her seventh. as you tire, she seems cheerful and full of energy, ever sipping on her goddamn Duende Juicebox. you finally kill her. she enters through the fog again. this continues forever until you die