Messmer The Impaler. I Want To Know Everything About Him 🫠

Messmer The Impaler. I Want To Know Everything About Him 🫠
Messmer The Impaler. I Want To Know Everything About Him 🫠

Messmer The Impaler. I want to know everything about him 🫠

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10 months ago
I Don't Think Messmer Understands The Concept Of Personal Space

I don't think Messmer understands the concept of Personal Space


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8 months ago

SDV feels like it could so easily become a fairy story.

You move to a little coastal town where you begin recovering a plot of land, some of the locals take a shine to you and you to them. It's nice, homey. Everyone is welcoming except for the established town grumps.

Suddenly you realize you never leave town. Everything you want is obtainable at the little mom'n'pop general store, or from some of the locals themselves. You never go into the city to sell goods because the mayor does it for you- right? You never really see him do it. You just lie down in bed and wake up in the morning. When was the last time you dreamed?

You need new shoes and the adventurers club sells you handmade leather boots that fit perfectly despite never asking for a shoe size. Your clothes sew themselves when you lay a bolt of fabric and a random item onto the sewing machine- you blink and it's done.

The general store sells fertilizers that turn your garden plot into a verdant field. You spend all day harvesting crops with tools that gleam silver, gold, purple. Saplings grow over a month into fully productive fruit trees, your beehives drop jars of honey into your hands.

The blacksmith cracks open geodes full of polished gemstones. There's a man in the woods who says he found you in the mines but you were 80 levels deep. The elevator works but the minecarts don't. You gave a diamond to a local girl and she ate it like a plum.

And suddenly everyone is drinking mayonnaise.


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etc etc eldritch sv or eldritch farmer is my faveee so yummy my personal eldritch headcanon is every time the farmer (you) start a new save of course you remember who you married before and who your friends were so jf tou dont marry the same person as last time theres just weird vibes lik my new farmer moves to the town (sve 😅) she knows everyone's likes and dislikes she has a weirdly piercing stare but she seems friendly enough if not chatty less than two weeks and there are already signs of change the forests blocked by trees no one could move suddenly open the community centre dead for a while is suddenly bristling with gifts she knows all the little secrets and times minecarts rattle to life and the boat is fixed where does she get these materials? she gives out rare gems and ancient fruit like its candy and Elliott likes talking to her but its also strange she treats him very fondly and something in his chest constricts when they talk he sees her shyly presenting void essence to the wizard - such a strange fellow so isolated and somber - with a blush and feels almost... jealous. which is silly. they're barely friends. friendly but not friends sometimes he dreams of a sprawling farm and a house with a writing nook and an eeroe * an eerie lovely lovely wife he cherishes with his whole heart she gives him duck festhers and he makes her dinner; their children have his eyes so its strange. it's strange. sometimes Sebastian rubs his chest like it hurts around her and Elliott wonders about that he wonders about it all. she shows up on the beach only a few times that month smiling faintly and warm it feels as though she should have at the beach more. like she used to come more like she used to sit in his cabin and talk for hours
10 months ago
Been Playing Detroit For Nostalgia’s Sake With My Friends 👎

Been playing Detroit for nostalgia’s sake with my friends 👎


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