Chronic-homo - Marcus

LOIS GRIFFIN?!!?!!??!!??

does this mean it’s canon that scam likely got pregnant.

here is period cramps kabru

Holy fuck I can’t deal with this I’m gonna sob

It’s a late night and you’re getting ready to go to bed. All of a sudden, you hear a loud knock at your front door. You aren’t expecting anybody so you ignore it, hoping someone just got the wrong address. A few seconds later you hear a knock again. Then again. Out of curiosity, you decide to check through your peephole, hoping to figure out why this mysterious stranger is so determined to get your attention. You jump back, shocked to see four eyes staring through the hole back at you. As silently as possible, you double check your locks, afraid of what will happen of either of the creatures gets in.

⚠️ PEACHYVILLE HORROR SPOILERS ⚠️

[S3 ep. 22]

Guys, I’ve got a theory. It’s probably way too dark for this comedy podcast but it would also be pretty neat.

Francis is going to die.

Francis is going to shoot himself in the head and Brunhilde will do nothing to stop him.

The others will hear the gunshot and investigate. Trudy will already know what happened before they get outside.

There is nobody outside. There’s blood but Francis is gone. Everyone assumes the Bison took him. Or whatever was left anyways.

Things carry on and Anthony makes a new character.

Much later in the season, they find him.

His head has almost completely been blown off and yet he begins shambling towards them. He grips Brunhilde tightly in his hands. She has been controlling his body and using it to go on a killing spree.

He is now a boss monster they need to kill.

My evidence: it would be sick as hell

Guess who tried to draw this from memory just to relisten to the episode and realize literally all the details were wrong.

Alt version under cut

FUCK

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Team Fortress 2 is an amazing game I hope never dies. For the last few years though, it seems that valve has completely ignored it in hopes that its glaring issues would eventually kill it for them. Currently, the game is nearly unplayable. Over half of all players on Team Fortress 2 are bots. It’s nearly impossible to play a casual game without instantly being killed by a sniper bot. If you have the time, please sign the petition at save.tf it’s a long shot but only good can come from trying.

I just remembered that I made this paper model

you can adopt this spy car for free