Geeze, It’s Weird Being A Long Time Fan. Like, I Remember The Feelings Of “awww, Cute!” When I

We cannot forget, of course, the generation that has consumed dissolving packets of a basic ph solution for clout. And the previous generation who did the same with a large quantity of spice that irritates the lungs because “lol funny coughing video”.

Now that humans have photographed a black hole, we all immediately have decided we wish to eat it, as it is vaguely bagel shaped and probably a good companion to the sarcophagus juice. Imagine aliens encountering this particular brand of humanity.

Heck my dude at least 60% will be hella scared that humans will actually find a way to have a nibble of the Forbidden Bagel. The other 40% will recognize the joke in it but still be vaguely unnerved.

Frick yeah success! I can now calculate a bunch of dumb calculus that somehow pertains to calculating stress values in the earth, and it only cost some of my livers lifespan

New drinking game: every time you have to close and then start back up a program while fixing it, take a sipp.

Can confirm get drunk wuick.

My family still quotes the time I was playing behind the sunroom couch eating chocolate and my mom’s senses went off. When she asked what I was doing from upstairs, I said “anything”. We really said the darndest things, huh?

You remember when you were younger and each day you would visit each corner of your house. And all the furniture was somehow a really cool toy and you had a special game dedicated to all of em. And things would be so fun, you’d make anything into a wand and ask your mom if you could save the seeds from the fruit you all just ate so you could make a magic potion with them. That was so cool. And now you’re all grown up and u have 4 cups on your nightstand.

Update: found cat, has his under covers in guest bedroom due to noise.

House I’m working now has a cat. I was not told there would be a cat. More updates to follow.

The MC

Normal is their second name.

The reason why I can't finish my assignment on time

A good squishy.

Suction cup boi

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made a comic about some thoughts! small ways you can empower people, choosing who to empower, and why “don’t make your orientation your whole personality” misses the depth of the issue.

stay cute, stay proud, and love your friends

I’m sorry, but this is iconic.

au where sally wasn't a salmon but a long furby that wilbur slept with. whenever someone asks fundy if he's a furry it's extra offensive to him bc he's actually a furby. he got his mother's eyes UwU

Shinee world be here like.