Me as of the past two weeks.
FIFTH TIME LISTENING TO THE IN TROUSERS SOUNDTRACK TODAY🗣🗣
I have only 2 moods
I'm aroace: I'm aroace:
hi i’m so sorry i met you in billionaire roleplay but i love your ghosts banner ðŸ˜
THANK YOU PAL I LOVE GHOSTS ALSO BILLIONARE ROLEPLAY W
Dealer: I've got some straight gas for you 💯🔥 this strain is called Swear to God the Devil Made Me do It, you'll be wanting to make tear jerking shower curtain camera's running genius 🤑🤩
Me: yeah whatever I don't feel shit
*5 minutes later*
Me: what if there's someone out there just like me probably keeping to themselves
My buddy Brian, growing space age crystals: my mom still hasn't won the lottery
Shout out to that guy
Boys night on the 15th of March, in the senate! so excited so hang out with the boys, heard theres cake, hope someone brought a knife.
Brian please stop coughing I called you Mr green side for no reason ten minutes ago.
Shout out to the guy from the in trousers trinity college recording with a frequent cough he is me.
I highly enjoy this type of post
Dealer: I've got some straight gas for you 💯🔥 this strain is called Skeleton, you'll get so stoned you'll fall asleep in the front seat 🤑🤩
Me: yeah whatever I don't feel shit
*five minutes later*
Me: she cannot chew through my bones I've got very strong bones
My buddy Brian, trying to sleep in the front seat: I'm too fucking tall for this