Canon.

I AM LITERALLY GOING FERAL OVER THIS OMG KEEP EM COMING PLSSSSS!!!!!

What do you mean there are no puppyboy Rex fics? Fucked up if true. Someone should do something about that.

Wait a minute...

Rex Sloan Petplay Headcanons

(Nsfw under the cut, because duh.)

♡ I don't think Rex would know anything about Petplay for a long time. Not even on his radar.

♡ I do think he's dabbled in pretty light BDSM dynamics, and some other commonly accepted kinks.

♡ Doesn't change the fact he's got that dog in him. He just doesn't know it yet.

♡ I like the idea of him being introduced to it by a partner somewhere along the way.

♡ His first reaction when it's explained to him is a raised eyebrow. "Okay...that's weird. So it's like a furry thing, right? It's gotta be."

♡ And to make a bit of fun. "But I'm just asking how far does it go? I'm concerned for the safety of my shoes- and I'm never looking at a choker the same way!"

♡ And sure it's weird but he's not clutching his pearls, he's been on the modern day internet.

♡ And maybe he's a little curious.

♡ So if his partner is into it, he indulges them. On the dominant side that is.

♡ That indulgence quickly goes from simple nicknames into seeing what he can push. Sit, heel, roll over. Beg. Whine. Hump his leg. "Fuck, you just can't control yourself can you? Hey, no, I didn't say stop."

♡ Okay, maybe this isn't so bad. They love it and he's not complaining.

♡ That blank happy look, the way they speak as if the things they're saying aren't desperate. As if the barking isn't demeaning.

♡ If anything he's a little jealous. It can't really be that good, right?

♡ So maybe he tries on their collar- just for kicks of course. At first he doesn't like the way it presses against his neck, but the look of it in the mirror gives him pause. It's thick and it frames his neck in a way that catches his eye. Until the feeling of it hugging his neck fades into the background.

♡ And after sitting on it a while he gives in and asks to try a bit on the receiving end.

♡ And from that first 'Good boy' he's practically hooked.

♡ No one's ever called him that before. More often than not it feels like someones telling him how badly he fucked up.

♡ A small voice in his head says he doesn't deserve the praise. It takes him a second to adjust to it before a much larger voice says 'Fuck yeah I deserve it, I'm a goddamn superhero.' Life's too short for him to feel embarrassed about this. So he let's it happen.

♡ And when he does his world shrinks to what's in front of him, where he's on his hands and knees. Completely focused on much simpler things like how hard his cock is.

♡ If his dominant is rough, he'll naturally be a bit of a bratty pup. Not listening to commands, biting, talking back.

♡ He finds that a lot harder to do with a soft dom. Especially if they're giving him too much grace for his brattiness...it just feels wrong to disobey.

♡ Because really all he wants is lots and lots of attention.

♡ And that special feeling of being claimed, of having a place to be both mentally and physically.

♡ He talks a lot. Might need to be reminded that puppies don't talk if only to keep him quiet for a bit. Failing that: a nice bone gag for him to drool around, or maybe something bigger to gag on.

♡ But he'd get along well with other pets. At least if they like a bit of rough-housing and being topped.

♡ He must be cuddled after. He's not going to ask but he must be cuddled, he needs that soft touch bad.

♡ Rex is such a good name for a pup.

That's right this was my Rex Splode has a petplay kink propaganda the whole time. Now go out into the world with this, be free!

YALL---

life update: my eyesight is getting worse

I WAS LITERALLY THINKING OF THIS CONCEPT EARLIER! OMG, SAME BRAIN! SAME BRAIN!!! 🧠

What a way to celebrate women’s day

While I'm doing that Salesman request, how about some Submissive James Sunderland headcanons to hold you over? (I desperately wanna finish this game but I have no time and am too much of a pussy)

Sub!James Sunderland Headcanons:

Minors, do not interact...18+

Never bratty, like at all. He might say something that is unintentionally bratty. But correct him, and he'll be a lot more mindful of what he says to you.

Loves serving you in any way possible. Cooking, cleaning, laundry, massaging you, pleasuring you, any way and every way.

Still, don't yell at him or degrade him. He's pretty sensitive, especially after Mary's verbal abuse. That, and he's also lowkey insecure himself. He hasn't had sex in a long time, and when he did, it was very vanilla. He knows he isn't exactly young, and he's even more insecure about taking supplements to get it up.

He likes being spanked, but only with soft impact, and don't ever slap him, choke him, or spit on him.

Lives for your praise. He has a very big praise kink and will do anything to hear you say those two special words. His dick gets hard just from hearing you call him a good boy. He'll put away grocceries and do the dishes, only to glance at you from the side. Breath clutched before releasing a euphoric huff when you praised him.

I've mentioned this before (and that post inspired this one) but he's got a mommy/daddy kink.

It's not to the extent of ageplay, but it's to the extent where he loves calling you mommy or daddy (depending on you) and relying on your judgement to make some (trivial) choices for him. For example, he might ask you to pick out his clothes for the day or ask you what he should eat.

"Mommy, what should I wear to go to work," "Daddy, what should I eat for lunch? Do you want some?" Things like that. (I'm researching gender neutral terminology for this right now, so please bear with me)

He has a thing for being quiet, but full-on gagging makes him panic, so he opts for sucking on your fingers, breasts, or whatever you have to offer him, depending on your body.

Extremely needy as a sub. He wants to be near you at all times, he wants your attention, he craves your praise, and sometimes your voice alone gets him off. Premature ejaculation is a curse (or a blessing in disguise...?) For him. Sometimes when you praise him, he loses all sense of control and cums on himself involuntarily without a single touch from you.

But you've trained him a little with some edging and orgasm denial, and now it's almost impossible for him to cum unless you give him explicit permission to. If you get a call from him late at night, just know he's whimpering and pathetically begging you to let him cum. And yes, he always thanks you profusely after cumming.

He doesn't verbally whine or complain if you deny him, but he whimpers. A lot. He whimpers like a puppy that had his paw stepped on. He'll cry a little, too. He's a soft masochist; he only wants soft punishments and soft belittlements. Instead of degrading, he wants to be talked to like a pet, sweet and a little condescending at times with a stroke of his hair. Instead of spitting and slapping, he wants kisses and excruciatingly pleasureful denial.

With that said, he's a dacryphilliac to a degree. He doesn't want to sob, but he doesn't mind shedding a tear or two; especially if you express satisfaction for it.

He's interested in light pet play. Padded collars and leashes, and could either bark for you or meow, depending on what you want. He's fine with either or some other pet except pony or pig.

He's shy about it, but he's very curious about prostate play. The first time he tried a prostate massager, you were watching him as he twitched, whimpered, moaned, and grinded against the soft mattress, hoping to angle the toy deeper all while he looked at you with a pout of embarassment and arousal. You could see his gaze, craving your approval and praise, as always. He fantasizes about you buying a remote-controlled one for him.

He started dipping his toe in the sissification pool. James doesn't like the extreme end of the spectrum. He's still new to this, and he isn't too fond of the idea of crossdressing to his knowledge as of right now. But if you put girly clips in his hair or a feminine ribbon around his wrists, he'll like it.

Bro, what the fuck is Invincible even about?😭

˗ˏˋ𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐅𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐖𝐚𝐩 𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞ˎˊ˗ ᥫ᭡

“𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯, 𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘺, 𝘢𝘺𝘺! 𝘐 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘮𝘺 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘺𝘭𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘥𝘳𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘯' 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘻𝘺, 𝘢𝘺𝘺! 𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘮𝘺𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶!”

Is all you hear three days later after you broke up with mark.

It’s blasting outside your window, and definitely bothering the neighbors.

But it makes you laugh seeing him standing outside on your front lawn looking so desperate to see you again.

The music lowers for a minute, and you hear him yell, “did it work?”

Shaking your head, you smile and respond with, “Come inside and find out.”

After that he’s clingy af and let’s you give him a manicure while you yap about what he’s missed, cause that’s what good boyfriends do.

Feel free to use the pics, it took me 5 minutes to make them! ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ )

We always talk about "whimpering Mark" this and "Sub!Mark" that and it's great and all but like

WHAT ABOUT THIS BITCH?!

I want this mf brat tamed, spanked, slapped, hair pulled, spat on, teased, leaking, sweating, panting, barking, edged, denied, overstimulated, whimpering, screaming, begging, sobbing, whinning, shaking, and fucked until he can't think, walk, or talk. I need this mf tied to the goddamn bed, cock caged, back arched, and slammed into while his dumbass manbun gets tugged so he is forced to watch his reflection in the mirror get dumber by the second. I need him getting Eiffle Towered by a fem reader and a male reader, I need him going down on the reader, I need him to stop saying "Mama" and start saying "Mommy," I need him to get strapped in a chair and cucked by Mark like idc have Mark x Reader where Mark cucks Rex, or Mark cucking Rex with Eve, or fuck it, Mark having the reader and Eve, whatever it takes to humble Rex.

Someone said Rex is a good pup name, ong, PUT A COLLAR ON HIM AND TAKE HIM OUT FOR A WALK! GIVE HIM SNACKS, GIVE HIM LOVE, GIVE HIM AFFECTION, BUT ALSO GIVE HIM STRUCTURE, GIVE HIM ORDER, GIVE HIM PUNISHMENT, GIVE HIM A BONE TO BITE ON, GIVE HIM A LITTLE TUG AT THE LEASH.

And of course, call him a good boy, cuddle him, and give him a bath in the end cuz aftercare is everything👏🥳

My period just started, and it's making me horny and word vomit, yall I'm so sorry.

Anyway, if anyone gets inspired and writes something.... I'm looking forward to it👀

PUFF PUFF NSFW ALPHABET HEADCANONS

Yall, this is my time posting smut headcanons.

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Lazy as hell and extremely tired. He just wants to fall asleep holding your or being held. He keeps paper towels on hand for a quick clean up and praises you or tiredly rambles a little. Out like a light!

B = Body Part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partners)

He DID NOT make a song about his balls for nothing. He takes pride in the size of his balls and he definitely favors them. He likes the way they slap against you, he likes it when you fondle them, when you suck them, whatever. He loves it all. And on you? We already know he's a chest guy. I mean, he loves other parts, but the chest is the best to him. He loves huge tits, medium ones, small ones, he loves man tits too. He loves sucking them, fucking them, cumming on them, he's just nasty.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum, basically)

He's a freak when it comes to cumming. Of course, he'll wanna do it inside. But he wouldn't mind jerking off and putting it on your face, or your chest, or back, or stomach, if he had the fuel, he'd cum all over you. He loves seeing you drenched in his cum. Makes him feel powerful.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Secretly into prostate play. He's a little insecure about that because of masculinity ideals. But he secretly likes prostate play. He even owns a prostate massager.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

He's had plenty of girls and a few others. He knows how to get ready, how to stay safe, and of course, how to be fun. He'll always make sure you get to cum. And he'll work his dick till he knows for sure you got your chance to cum.

F = Favorite Position (This goes without saying)

Prone bone since he likes the tightness of the reciever, cowgirl so he could watch you bounce on his dick and cream all over it, and he also likes sitting in a chair to watch you. Also 69 and titfucks.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? etc.)

Goofy as hell. All the jokes, all sensual and flirty.

H = Hair (How well-groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He shaves some of his hair and trims the rest.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment? The romantic aspect.)

That depends on the relationship. If it's a one-time thing? He won't be that romantic, just say the typical praise to make a partner cum. But if it's legit? Oh, he'll get real romantic. Tell you how much he adores you and how he wants to stuff you every day as his own.

J = Jack off (Masturbation Headcanon)

Jerks it every day. He's horny as fuck. He does it in the morning especially since at night.... he has you! Oh, and expect lots of cumshot videos. Just videos of him stroking and pumping his cock until he shoots out all his cum.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Voyeurism. He loves to sit in a chair and drink a cold beer while he watches you fuck yourself with a toy. He also loves filming. But only he gets to see it... he's posessive with you. He wants to use collars and bite you up. He's also got a bit of a cum fetish.... covering you in his cum make his dick leak. Bondage, overstimulation, edging, denial, oh he loves to tease. Also a voice kink. He could cum from your voice alone.

L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)

His RV, his bed, your bed, your backyard, the bathroom, he wants you everywhere.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Showing off your chest, wearing lingerie, getting ready for a shower, watching you get excited over a toy you bought, teasing either giving or receiving the tease.

N = No (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

No hitting, no yelling, no piss or shit, no blood, he just wants to show you off.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He likes to receive more. Having you on your knees, wrapping your lips around his cock and cumming all over you. Plus, it makes him feel taller, more dominant. But he'll give it to you too. Oh, and 69 is the best. Feeling and recieving is the best.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Fast and sensual. He just wants to pound you till you're full and he's drained. He wants to stuff you till you're dripping. He just wants to show you how much he wants you and how much he loves you.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Love it. Not as good as taking time, but he usually wants you real quick. He just wants to fuck you in the bathroom or the closet.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? etc.)

All for it. He wouldn't mind pinning you against a window and fucking you. A quickie backstage, a quickie at his meemaw's. He's horny as hell. He wants you in every position.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)

3 rounds. Sometimes 4 on rare occassions. He lasts about 15-30 minutes. Maybe an hour and a half if he's edging.

T = Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

He owns a few. Sex toys are expensive, so he doesn't own a lot. He's got a prostate massager and a clear fleshlight for himself. For you? A massager, some handcuffs, and a pulsator.

U = Unfair (How much they like to tease)

Oh he LOVES to tease! He's bratty as a bottom, and teasing as a top. He loves edging and denying his partner and he loves being put in his place. He wants to be brought down a peg (he'll never admit that though)

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Tries to stay quiet but he grunts a lot... and he moans low. Unless he's a bottom, then he's a screamer.

W = Wild Card (A random headcanon for the character)

He loves making amateur videos with you and watching it over and over. He also loves sexting you.

X = X-ray (Let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Big balls, dick's about 4 inches soft and 6 when he's hard. A little thick in girth.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Horny as fuck all the time. Down to fuck at 3 AM, 7 AM, anytime, anywhere.

Z = Zzz (How quickly they fall asleep afterward)

He's out like a light a few minutes after he busts.

I just finished writing a fic of him and I'll do it again. Maybe a male!reader this time? Or hell, I'll even do a top!fem reader. Getting ideas rn...

This gun scene on squid game 2 honestly had me physically GASPING for air I need to see some fics about this IMMEDIATELY pls pls pls pls TAG ME YALL

Crossover Post: Characters who I know DAMN well would 100% talk you through it. 18+ female and male character list.

Women:

Beatrice (So Not My Type webtoon)

Definitely says "Good girl/Good boy/Good job, baby"

Super gentle when she tells you what to do and how to do it.

Commands disguised as requests.

"Could you do me a favor and rub my clit for me?" She'd ask with a sweet pout that you just can't say no to.

Maria (Silent Hill 2 Remake)

Major tease, but very supportive.

"You can do it, honey. I know you can." She says while she's literally edging you endlessly😭

She makes you pole dance for her while she watches and guides you through each dance.

"Spin around.... then drop, now slowly slink your way up.... beautiful. You look so good, doll."

Olivia (Law and Order: SVU)

Soft spoken, but firm with her commands. But if you act bratty, she'll definitely retaliate. She's only rough when provoked.

"Go on.... suck on my clit for me.... good job, sweetie. Now arch your back.... show me what you're hiding under those clothes..."

I could see her teaching you new positions and the best way to angle yourself.

She will softly command you to pleasure her between hot kisses

Eve (Invincible)

Whether she's the giver or reciever, best believe that she'll talk you through it (unless she's feeling more submissive)

She peppers your neck with soft bites, hickies, and kisses while she touches you. Groping, fondling, stroking, rubbing, regardless of your body, she'll be so thorough with you.... but never rough. That is, unless you ask her nicely.

"I know, baby, I know I'm going slow..... but if I went too fast, it'll end too soon!" She'd say softly with a sympathetic pout that had a teasing undertone.

"It's only 2 more hours.... you can do it.... I know you can. You can do anything." She'd say before kissing you while grinding against your body and massaging your most sensitive spot.

Men:

Graham (Transformers Rescue Bots)

He's super shy and embarassed, but he praises you so much while he talks to you!

"You take me so well, baby... don't.... don't rush it." He'd feel his face get all hot as the red tint of his skin creeps up to his cheeks before saying,"Just sink down... yes, slow and steady. Right.... now speed it up... rock your hips the way I taught you.... so perfect..."

Will literally encourage you like you're his student. Constantly praising every little thing you do to the point where you might get flustered or annoyed.

He likes to kiss you while you ride him.... making sure to guide you by your hips and give you the dorkiest, most lovesick cheesing smile ever.

James (Silent Hill 2 Remake)

Pathetic man who's desperate for every ounce of you.

Pants at the thought of you in his bed, let alone on his cock.

So when he talks you through it, it is sheer desperation, like a dog humping your leg.

"Please, baby, please, take me in your mouth. Yeah, just like that, so good, so good, oh god, your mouth feels so good, baby just keep sucking it, keep sucking it. I'll make sure you cum when you're done.... you deserve it, baby, you deserve everything, yes you do, oh fuck...."

Mark (Invincible)

It takes him a while to get into it, but when he does, he treats you as if you'll crack at the slightest touch.

He'll whisper the whole time, so quiet that nobody can hear, but so loud in your head.

Rex (Invincible)

"Shhh.... it's okay, you're okay. It's a tight fit, I know.... just tell me when to stop. Whenever, you say it and it'll all stop. You feel so good around me..... so fucking good, baby."

Very slow and steady with it since he knows Viltrumites tend to be a bit on the bigger side and he doesn't want to hurt you with his girth or strength.

Teasing bastard till the very end, definitely the type to pick on you while encouraging you to cum. Oh, but then that'd be going against his orders... oh well, guess you won't be able to cum for another 4 hours!

Talks you through it while making you watch yourself through a mirror. He likes the way you get embarrassed, it's cute.

"Look at yourself..." He'd say softly into your ear as he pounds into you. "Look at how good you're taking me... I'm so proud of you. So proud of my boy/girl/baby."

"I never said to cum. All I said was to take a look. You look so pretty/handsome/adorable like this. I really mean that, babe."

Guys, I got a crackfic smut idea. OG James x Remake James. Who's topping?

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