Happy Birthday To My Favorite Southern Boy!!

life imitates art

when you start having an academic comeback and it’s like oh. oh. oh. the sun actually does still shine

May 1, 1999, Finland_Ville Valo

May 1, 2016, Iceland _Bam Margera

I love the jackass fandom because people be like "my cutie baby I love him so much 🥺🥺 I want to snuggle with him 😍🥰" and they're talking about mr piss drinker

drastically platonic soulmates

i need smutty headcons with ehren mcghehey GOD 😭 nobody is writting ahout this fucking man and i love him

(slightly) smutty ehren mcghehey headcanons!

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ehren treats you like a princess/prince. although he can be a bit shy about more in-your-face pda, he makes it up for you when you are alone. i’m talking homemade, elaborate dinners, date nights in the arcade or movie marathons (he always lets you pick your favorite films!)

he really likes it when you tell him directly what to do. this man can be indecisive, and straightforward commands can really get him going.

he’s a really great kisser (especially after e got his implant for the pulled out tooth [i’m sorry])! ehren also pays attention to show his love and gratitude by longer series of smaller kisses to your neck and collarbones – which can often lead to you almost losing your senses, so better tread with caution!

he loves to simply be close to you. it’s the type of guy who holds your hand through the whole movie in the cinema, helps you with putting your coat on and likes it so much when you sit on his lap on any occasion.

he can get a little protective, especially if someone criticizes you. *hey, watch it, y/n didn’t actually mean it!* in his eyes, you will always be an angel who couldn’t hurt a fly. like a medieval knight, he’s eager to fight your battles for you, so you sometimes have to remind him that you can take care of yourself.

he gets really affectionate when he's drunk. this man just can't get his eyes (and hands) off of you. he worships you then even more, sometimes leaving his friends confused, when he stands up from the table to confess his love to you.

when your phone buzzes randomly in the middle of the night, you can be sure that it's from ehren. this guy just loves to send you teasing texts when he's away filming another stunts. words of affirmation, confessions of love, but also promises of everything he's going to do to you once he comes back. while it was usually all talk and no action with most of the guys you've been with, you can attest that this man, ehren mcghehey, has never broken his word.

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