Keeping With My Headcanon That Endeavor, Like Shouto, Cannot Comprehend Euphemisms Or Metaphors:

Happy Birthday, Enji

AFO is a troll, and we all know that

I have a headcanon that since he does have a personal driver, Endeavor does not know nor has he ever learned how to drive. In Japan, you can't get a driver's license until you're eighteen. He would have graduated UA by then, and after multiple years of using public transportation, he probably had the practical mindset of, "If it ain't broke," and just never bothered until he was successful enough to hire someone. (Actually, headcanon that he just lived in his office until he made it big.)

In contrast, Rei definitely knows how to drive and prefers to floor it whenever possible.

He got into a car with her behind the wheel once and vowed never again.

tell me then, how will it be, me without you?

A rare moment when Endeavor recognizes he does in fact have more than one child. He immediately regrets it.

Enji's the only one who can get the vicious little dinosaur to sleep.

Shouto’s really going through it.

God, I love him. Having a sense of humor (even as a defense mechanism - I'm sure he thought they came to tell him off)

singledad!Enji attended his two oldest children’s performance for Halloween. Shoto is asleep and Natsuo was attempting to climb his arm from the other seat. 

My Hero Academia: Presence

Presence, full comic

In this comic, with everything that’s happened with the fucked up family dynamics and every terrible thing he’s done, all that gets put aside for just a moment.

They get one night.  Let them have one night.

What tomorrow brings for them is another story.

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Further notes here