Celebratory-bananas - I Bleed No Blood And I'll Never Die! (she/her)

city state took Isabella's city. this is hilarious.

If Taylor is not mskingbean89, then why does she keep referencing maps?

Every single track name in Midnights gives off Remus Lupin vibes. I can't wait.

I mean ... mastermind? You're on your own, kid? Midnight rain?

Exactly.

in desperate need of a charles and edwin edit with waiting room by phoebe bridgers.

just some taskmaster quotes out of context...

When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice onto the crotch of your safari suit and have a breakdown!

There is pineapple in my ass, correct.

I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE SHOVED IT UP MY ASS!

Thank you very much for your nice message of welcome. Please excuse me while I grind fox faeces into this salutation.

I WILL BREATHE DOWN A PHONE TODAY!

You were mystified by your own balls!

I'm not sure that the anti-capitalist stance was brought home by the toast- titted woman.

It was like someone choreographing a ballet and then coming onto the stage afterwards and having a shit!

IT'S NOT FARTY!

Marco bit your balls, though!

YAHOO! I'M GOING TO THE SHED!

But how am I supposed to kill you with your own shoes?

I'LL HIT YOU LATER WHEN YOU'RE MAKING A CUP OF TEA!!

Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

this post must be reblogged by everyone

my name is Charles Rowland, and I was killed in 1989!!!!

Things that I hope happen in season 5:

1. Ronance get Murrayed

2. Ronance get married

If you feel this way, here are some Gofundmes you can donate to

Abu Shammalah Family (€953/100,000)

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Mohamed Hamad and his family (£3,872/50,000)

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Maliha Family (€23,446/32,000)

Mahmoud Abu Hamam (CAD $5,348/10,000)

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Let's do our part to help the people of Gaza!!!!