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Ilvermorny Headcanons pt. 2:

every other saturday theres movie night of new illegally/magically downloded movies in the dining hall at 9pm 

no house elves in the kitchens, it’s staff and pukwudgie students (that volunteered) 

a translator spell was invented for students who didn’t speak english very well or at all, or just preferred to speak in their native langauge, and if any other student made any comment like “you’re in america, speak english”, they would spend the rest of their weekends in detention 

the wampus common room has two giant stone knight statues that protect the entrance and open the doors for you, anyone is welcome into the common room, just not the dorm rooms, it’s an incredibly, loud, welcoming, and cozy common room

the horned serpent common room is within the library, the password to get in changes every month, and is usually a phrase from literature, it is almost considerbly messy, books scattered everywhere, spilled potions, almost empty potion bottles, cauldrens laying around 

the pukwudgie common room is on the same floor as the kitchen, they make up the entire floor, it always smells amazing and is as welcoming as the wampus common room, just not so loud 

the thunderbird common room is outside of the castle, in treehouses, the treehouses surround the castle and are all linked together, a very sleepy and very real thunderbird sits in the trees, protecting their rooms from storms or outsiders 

football season and march madness is insane 

the small town a few miles away from the castle is a very touristy town, full of fake anf for fun witch shops 

wampus colors - deep red, orange, gold, and black 

horned serpent colors - silver, green, blue

pukwudgie colors - orange, red, brown, yellow 

thunderbird colors - grey, light blue, dark blue, brown 

quill and ink are only used for final reports, that or typed, normally students just use pens and pencils 

due to a few thunderbirds and horned serpents in the river that goes around the castle the weather is usually rainy and stormy 

if students desire and/or their home life isn’t ideal or safe, they may stay in the castle on holidays and during the summer

many students who excell in potions go on to be chemists 

lots of hand on magic 

the surrounding mountains, forests, and rivers are full of nymphs 

some students bring in video game consoles for their common room and dorm rooms 

starting at 16 students start to get jobs in the small shops within the castle or down in the tourist town 

no indigenous cultures are magic, some actual indigenous people have magical abilties just like the rest of the students, but not their culture 

there are no-maj electives such as art, computer programming, web design, film, forgein langauge, american sign langauge, writing, journalism, choir, band, theater, shop class, and almost endless social studies classes

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