I'm Still Thinking About The Dr Seuss Ride At Universal Scariest Shit Ever 10/10

Bro got up and skedaddled

Cutie-pie of the sea (x)

DONT TAP ON THE FUCKING GLASS YOUR SCAREING THE BITCHES!!!

Why does living have to be so hard why can't we all just chill tf out fr

This was sent to me by a friend in a bathroom, on the fucking ceiling, HOW????WHAT?

2 calories

sweet summer child, what is that

#justice for shorties

"I bet it's so easy to be a cat and not have to worry about work or school!" Well THINK AGAIN. Kitties are so little that they can't even get their own ice cream out of the freezer. Their paws are too Small.

Me when your mom:

I HAD TEA WITH A LOT OF HONEY TO SEE IF I LIKED IT, IM SO FUCKING NAUSEOUS IM ABOUT TO THROW UP BEES COUNT YOUR FUCKING DAYS IM GOING TO KILL ALL OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS I DONT CARE IF HUMANITY DIES I WANT YOU DEAD, FUCK THE BEE MOVIE. FUCK BARRY, AND ESPECIALLY FUCK THAT BITCH WHO WAS A HORE FOR BARRY HOLY FUCK

ITS 11:55 PM I FUCKING HATE THIS