I Blow Kisses At My Dogs. This Generally Amounts To Me Just Making A Kiss Noise In The Direction Of A

When it comes to 2019, can we just skip that year and dive straight into 2020? I want to make jokes about eyesight and celebrate the 100 year anniversary of women having the right to vote. I feel like 2019 is going to suck for everyone.

Woo, new icon! Best bit of art work I ever did. Beautiful, graceful, perfect.

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Pretty moon pretty moon pretty moon!

These are all things that happened in the last hour and a half.

Person: Wow, F. Scott Fitzgerald doesn’t like commas.

Some Person: Does anyone know what the “F” stands for?

Other Person: F to pay respects.

[The letter “F” is immediately drawn on the chalkboard by two separate people, simultaneously.]

Some Person, unironically: Thank you, Satan.

“Satan”: With my title, you can guess this is not a christian minecraft server. 

Many People, chanting: Sad! Gay! Robots! Sad! Gay! Robots!

A Person, quietly: Near, far...

All of Us, with volume and confidence: whereEVER YOU ARE

The bathroom at my job is pretty nice

Good. At least one of us would’ve been competent.

if you entered sburb on 4/13 in 2009, how old would you have been at that time?

At our public printers, it displays the names of all the documents you are trying to print off. Needless to say, I’m glad no one was nearby when I was trying to print my essay. I completely forgot it did that.

Also, there is a cactus on the brink of death in my room and I swear it’s not my fault, but I kind of saw this coming.

Heckin

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